Spot the difference....

If you can.

Vintage Biel and ScarJo

ScarJo looks exactly the same. Guess the one that got posterior implants...

Britney Ling?

I don't know. It's a fascinting mix of Lohan, Courtney Love, Aguilera (in the bad years), and Bai Ling all in one. Just beautiful.

Implants Anyone?

Natalia V for new Calvin Klein ad.



Natalia a few years ago

Slow news day... :)

Pammy's still got what it takes

Pammy's almost 40...but she's still looking like she could snag the Hoff! Pammy in her 20s and Pammy now in her almost-40s shooting an infomercial.

ScarJo claws back

Everytime I get the feeling ScarJo is incredibly overrated and just generally over...she redeems herself with a great movie, or in this case, a very cool photoshoot. This time it's for Russian GQ.

Tacky is the new Brown

Gettit? Seriously though. This is probably the tackiest thing I've seen...and I've had this blog for almost three years.

Kate Bosworth's boyfriend is...pretty

Those boyfriends that are prettier than you are, are NEVER a good accessory. Still, she's looking like she's coming back from the brink of death...so perhaps it's all in her best interests.

(more pics)

Katie Holmbie gets let out

Glad to see she's procured herself a very fashionable straight-jacket.

Sharon tries to bring the long skirt back

I know what's she's trying to do. She's thought hard and is strategically trying to bring back the long skirt a la early 90s like Calista, Gwhine-th, and Meg (see below)...or well...let's just face the facts eh? She's a random alcoholic woman who's "borrowed" some bridesmaid's gear, really making the look her own by tying on a beautiful flower to her arm with her teeth.

Either that or Paris Hilton is looking remarkably well today.

What the hell is Bai Ling thinking?!?

This is the normal, sweet, girl next door Bai Ling we all know and love.




This madness on the other hand, is not amusing me at all.

Britney is on something stronger than Prozac and Paxil

I really thought this had to be fake, but it corresponds to her outfit below. Honestly, this woman cannot be a millionaire, right?

Update. I know the YouTube vid wasn't working.

Check out the message here.

Alec Baldwin is a nutjob

Alec's got an 11year old daughter (well actually, he's not sure if she's 11 or 12) and he's been caught talking to her like a maniac. This is a bit of what lovely Daddy left on her phone answering machine.

"you don't have...brains and the decency.. you've made me feel like sht and you've made me feel like a fool...I am going to get there on plane...and I'm going to straighten your ass out...I'm going to really make sure you get it...you are a rude, thoughtlesss little pig"

Listen to the full message here. It's pretty bad.

Karolina Kurkova is not human...in a good way

Love KK, I don't care if her sense of humour is WAY off the mark. The more I see of her, the more I sense she's not quite from our species. Sure she makes her dress assistant look bad, but she even makes Klum look short and plain.

I'm sure it's all well thought out and ironic...

...but Avril looks like a Paris Hiltonesque transvestite...hang on, those terms are synonymous aren't they?

Vintage Teese

My goodness I come up with the best title headings.

Kiki just wears maternity dresses so well

I'm really at a loss as to what look she's going for. Some kind of demented mother look I'm betting. Dem-mo is always such a fantastic look on any fertile young woman.

Gwen is still my girl

She's doing Harper's Bazaar this month...and she's still got it.

(more pics here)

Pamela Anderson's Uni-Boob is making me nervous

What exactly is going on here? Doctor DiSaia? This isn't just regular capsular contraction. I kind of love Pammy though, so I'm letting it go.

Kate Middleton got dumped

Girlfriend never did it for me really but it's got to be tough being let go by a balding Prince. The UK is going a little nuts with the story claiming there was a royal mafia involved aka the firm while others say it was Kate's mother's 'commoness'. Apparently Carole Middleton's use of the word "toilet" rather than "lavatory" and the use of "pleased to meet you" rather than "how do you do?" rubbed William's family the wrong way. Shocking, I'm sure you would agree.

When Britney smiles, the whole world grimaces with her

...she may be wearing plastic for hair and a rug as a dress, but girlfriend took her double dose of prozac and paxil today, so things are looking GREAT.

When did Adam Brody get hot?

Wasn't it just yesterday that he was the geeky girl from the OC? Pics from this month's Premiere magazine.