Yowza!

Heather Locklear is almost 50, and she's still looking at her Melrose best. Hello! I've looked and looked and there is no news today, unless you want endless pics of LiLo looking totally comatose...snore.

Carmen Electra tells us 'How to be Sexy'...by morphing into a transvestite

Wow...this has to be the worst book cover I've ever seen. Unless I was a transvestite looking for new ways to pick up business men I wouldn't go near this book with a barge pole. Obviously the aforementioned tranny market was deemed lucrative enough for Carmen to write to...not that she wrote it...she wrote it 'with' Sheryl Berk.

Seriously, click on it...the cover is that bad.

Just as I thought I'd finally gotten rid of Gwhine-th Paltrow

Avril steps right in to take her place. *sigh*. Avril is totally going to become a Ralph Lauren/Estee Lauder queen when she gets older.

David and Posh need to get a room...

or, alternatively, a divorce.

I've found my idol!

Hey guys,
Sorry about the slow postings...not feeling too well + have uni exam on tomorrow.
I'll be back with avengeance after tomorrow :)
love,
elisita

Please tell me this is some sort of sick, awful hoax

Shitely Knightley?!? Replacing Kate Moss? Has Karl Lagerfeld gone mad? I need to lie down.

J-Simp at Cannes

...Kirsty Alley anyone?

Hey Jude!

Jude Law hasn't looked good in a very, very long time. By my goodness, he's certainly working the sunglasses. I think this no-Sienna time is doing him good. The man SO wants to be the next James Bond. ATM he's promoting My Blueberry Nights.

Man...I'm so jealous right now...

I want to look like Britney, the most beautiful woman in the world.

Where the hell do I rest my eyes?

Why you should never stand next to Charlize Theron...

MKO unfugs for a bit

Not sure exactly what's going on here. There's talk that she got some work done. It's looking suspiciously like Angelina Jolie's Tomb-Raider-tan, but who knows?
Personally I'm just glad I no longer feel like my soul is being taken away when I look into her eyes.

Before:

Now:


and just for fun...a bit of vintage MKOlsen.

(thanks for the pickup guys...the older pic I posted up was the other)

The Annual Met Costume Gala comes around again

I don't know what the theme was...but noone really did very well IMO.

You had:

The perennial tryhard in JLo


The perennial hangover in Kiki


The kind-of working-it-but-not-really ScarJo and new BBF Stella


The I'm-having-a-bad-run-this-week Liv


Coke-may-be-catching-up-with-me-Kate


Coke-HAS-caught-up-with-me Lilo


Colour-coordination-is-passe Diaz


Umm-does-attaching-random-fabric-remnants-to-
the-back-of-my-dress-and-looking-moody make-
me-look-artistic? Garner


This is an aside...but honestly, who on earth let the 2c tranny enter into the Met? She's making Amanda Lepore look like Grace Kelly.



I am officially ageless Winona


Alicia gets ready for the RnB version of Pride and Predjudice


Only-a-few-100-animals-were-hurt-in-the-making-of-this-mess Olsen


This-stupid-looking-man-next-to-me-only-enhances-me...I-hope Liu


and...amidst all this fug and confusion...a shining light in the form of Perfection...

Cate Blanchett

I hope this is temporary

...what's going on? Usually, either of these two would make me feel incredibly ill...but it all seems to have changed...at least for a today.

The Hoff falls of the wagon...

and his daughter makes a home video out of it.
Guy is all over the shop...


On a similar note...Lindsay's been 'caught' Kate Moss-style doing 20 bumps of coke at a nightclub...but the whole thing just screams deliberate and try-hard and boring. Full riveting story here.

Someone at Elle hates Liv Tyler

...honestly...that's not working for her.

Paris Clink-ton

I think my headings have hit a new low...but who cares? There's just so much to celebrate. Hilton is going to jail for 45 days. Who cares why? Something about violating her probation for her previous infringement. She was caught driving without a license.

My next question is: Is she going into a male or female prison? I'm placing bets on the former option.

Spot the difference...

It's Fuggie Fug. I'm loving the disco-beam eye colour. Very natural, very chic, very subtle.

Attention World!!! We can go out of mourning now

...the most talented man in the world; Peter Andre...is in actual fact, not dead.

Was it worth your soul CZ-Jo?

As CZ-Jo quitely contemplates a life filled with golf, Florida retirement villages, dentures in cups by the bed, and hip replacement surgery...she starts to wonder if maybe...just maybe she made a tactical error in pimping herself out to her pseudo grandfather.



What happened to his infamous face lift?

Felicity's knocked up

Remember Felicity? Neither do I.
(Who am I kidding? I loved that show til the end...even after it got really bad and boring).
Girlfriend is knocked up and she's looking a'ight.
I know I know...slow news day...still.

Rose? Is that you?

I've always had a soft spot for Rose McGowan...ever since Scream. Actually, only from Scream...but what on earth she done to herself?