Sunday, August 26, 2007

Jordan has a new perfume out

How exciting. This has totally made my day. It's a beautiful blend of silicone, orange tan, with a touch of exotic aromas...and by exotic I mean the "exotic dancing" kind. It's guaranteed to make you pick up homosexual male Australian 'singers'.

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5 comments:

WNelWeb said...

Dang! Is that really a promotional photo? How very much it sucks...
I'd almost pay money NOT to buy whatever feminine bug juice is being hawked just because of the hideousness of the photo.
Pax,
N.

12:34 am
Anonymous said...

You forgot about the piquant layering of peroxide and dye...brilliant.

1:24 am
DrDiSaia said...

She knows you can see almost anything with breasts. LOL.

Good to see you back.

1:35 am
Anonymous said...

LOLOL it looks like she took the photo in her bedroom!! LOL!!! Cue the poorly photoshopped ads...

Oh Jordan, it amazes me she can wear pale colors at all!!!

WNELWEB has it right, "feminine bug juice" LOLOLOL!!!

It's a subtle mix of Charlie and canine pheremones...

~Nate. xxx

4:21 am
Anonymous said...

She seems to be so famous and personable to lovers of the freaky and bizzare. More power to her having a willing audience paying well for her kind of strange. However it must suck to be her, squeezed into ill fitting clothes, hot and sweaty, or over exposed, made up like bozo.. back and feet aching, unable to relax or be herself.

8:28 am

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