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Elisita says: "This man is God."
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- Elisita
- I'm a girl. I'm 25. I'm a law student. I work. I'm an excellent vegetarian, and a failed vegan. I'm a staunch atheist who happens to believe Morrissey could very well be God. I get depressed when people believe in the supernatural - and oddly- find celebrities brain-numbing...though I love models. I don't watch television and stay away from modern fiction. I think Richard Dawkins is hot. I spend my nights trying to secure a fine and prosperous future by posting on my inane, ridiculous, and mildly irrelevant blog.
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7 comments:
Crutches... a cane... Ummmm, I don't get it. Ohhh I know - Gwynnie is getting older, and Geriatric is the New Sexy!
Crutches & Cane? WTF? I don't get this - and total photoshop award to whoever created Gwhine in these pics - girl is a freckle-faced, wrinkled, pasty mouse IRL - those eyebrows look like caterpillars on her forehead!!
snore.... when will she ever get it that she's not an iconic figure in Hollywood. she's a bore with no talent and just a bunch of dumb-ass quotes like "kowtowing naked" to single mothers
W
T
F
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Has she broken a leg that we don't (care) know about or something? Why the weird crutches- or has she developed a love for Dali??
What's with the weird brown brows?? Why does she look so weird? Has she had surgery to look more like her truly evil self???
What the hell GIVES??!!
PLEASE, oh Gods of the mighty stage and screen, DON'T bring this woman back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Nate. xxx
Can't you see Gwyneth is paradoxically channeling both Brad Pitt from her early years with him and cold-hearted witch ex-Jennifer Aniston?
Ok...I never thought she was ugly but she looks down right horrible in these pictures. It doesn't even look like her on the front cover. Why would she allow these to be published??? Yuck!!!
supposing Gwyneth had to agree to publish these horrendous pictures - well, if anyone used to have any respect towards her, that respect should be dismissed.
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