WTF is going on with these continued incest stories?!?

Honestly...this is making me feel ill! First there was the Australian couple...now there's the lastest story about the father that locked his daughter up in his basement (with the consent of her mother I reckon) -- had sex with her and had 7 children with her.



That being in my mind the LAST thing I was to see is bloody Hulk Hogan going anywhere NEAR his bikini clad daughter ---> EW!

Oprah wants to go...far far away.

It's funny, Oprah may be the richest woman in showbiz --> but she still has to suck up to the scariness that is Tom Cruise. They're filming some special segment with Tom to celebrate his 25 years in films. I know...I'm excited as well.

In any case, Oprah looks scared...scared meaning terrifed and wanting to escape.



I'm instead scared that this picture reminds me a little too much of the 'perfect families' Vanity Fair spread.

Damn...G-whine-th doesn't look so fug

Girl is pimping herself out badly for her Iron Man movie...I have to say that after a spate of fug...she's temporarily managed to unfug herself for a bit.

Heather Wildenstein?!? --? What happened?

Heather Heather Heather --> wtf is going on love?





just to show you it's her.

photo credit

Woah! Helen --> what happened?

Personally - she always looked like a miserable pinched school teacher to me - but still - girlfriend looks ravaged. At least she doesn't look like an facelifted-alien I guess.

Mariah Can't Sing...like at all

Girlfriend needs to go back to lipsynching. This is awful! Plus - at 3minutes, she blasts her backup singer -- singing "don't sing my part".

Why is every GenY and his dog pimping themselves out for WALMART?

God...I know they're all talentless --> but at least whore yourself out to something crappy but not MORTIFYINGl --> like Calvin Klein Jeans or Guess or something.
If this is the future kill me now.

Part of the lineup is Josie Maran (didn't she have a proper career?), Christina Milan, Wilmer, Pete from FAll Out Boy, and the amazingly talented Rumer Willis.

Mrs Von Teese is Hot...

Yes...that's Dita's mum.

Credit: dlisted.com

Coke Eyes

Mischa's career hasn't exactly taken off since the OC, but it's nice to know she's still got a bit of spare cash to buy a few bumps.

Is Princess Tiamii a low-rent Shiloh?

Is this post too mean to publish? It's a joke! Kind of.



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Also...WTF is up with Jordan's neck tattoo? I can only assume the H represents 'hideous'.

WTF is wrong with her head?

...some of the banner ads out there are beyond bad...but really, why would you want your crush to look like an Exorcist reject?....unless that makes her better at some 'things'.
(Don't worry about clicking on it --> won't take you anywhere dodgy)

Anyone else think this is odd?

I went to the LV site yesterday and was presented with the dad-ashes-snorting Keith Richards. I'm guessing their new strategy is cut-through?

Does every (ex) spouse of Tom Cruise end up having weird pregnancies?

*update* o.k. guys, I can confirm that girlfriend is 6-7 months pregnant, as per this article.

First it was Katie with the mysterious bump that kept shifting around. Now it's Nicole with a pretty non-existent one. I think she's around 7-8 months along isn't she?

Blondes have more FUG

Ummm...I'm homely and therefore homey?

Hey guys,
Don't know if you caught this story a few days ago.

The image shows a pair of computerised "averaged" facial photographs taken from real people's pictures. According to the research, the faces on the right are of someone who is more likely to be interested in a short-term sexual relationship whilst the ones on the left are more likely to be interested in a long-term relationship. About 700 heterosexual people took part in the survey carried out by Durham, St. Andrews and Aberdeen universities.

O.k...big discovery - hotter people have more sex than ugly people. Uhh...How is that a finding? Although I'd like to find out who the serial killer on the right is managing to tap - spooksville.

Also, I hope I'm not being narcissitic, but I look spookily like that homely girl on the left...so boys (and serial killers), stay away from me, I'll be wanting a ring and babies after Date#1!

Someone tell Jessica its only ironic when you don't ACTUALLY look like a transseexual

PROOF. From 2007.

This is hilarious! See if you can spot the budding Houdini

...here's a test for you. See if you can spot how this girl manages to disappear in thin air...I still can't work it out. It's.all.jut.subtle. David Copperfield can eat his heart out really. This is from (I'm guessing) a Project Runway Outtake.

Credits: DLISTED

Gwyneth looks Fug...again

I'm sorry, I know I'm a little obsessed...but I can't get over how fug she looks...you can tell Liz Hurley is just loving the posing next to her...Gwhineth looks like she's wearing an ill-fitting dress made by her non-sartorially-inclined mother --> for a 1980s prom. In reality they're at the Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s Hottest Pink Party Ever in NYC.

It.really.pains.me.to.say.this

...but Mariah is actually looking OK these days. Honestly, girlfriend has lost half her body weight. With that and the fact that she's achieved more #1 Hits than Elvis...well, let's just say she was down, but at the moment, still not out.

Yowser! Hello Whitney :)

The BoobyGuard? I don't know. I'm a bit sick so pay no attention to me today...but seriously...where did they come from? From the Posh Spice school of plastic surgery? I'm a tad scared.

When *blegh* things happens to boring people

Someone tell low-rent Reese Witherspoon Carrie Underwood that it's not 1981, that she's not 40 years old, and that she's not desperate to get her little 2 year old to win the 'Little Miss Tiny Tot Alabama' beauty show.

Gwyneth goes Fug or Who the Hell is this Nanna?

I'm a bit bedridden today, so what better way to spend my time, than with Gwhineth...we go back far.

Personally, I always found this woman was always borderline o.k. looking (much to my consternation)...but things have finally evened out and her face now matches her "everyone is below me...I'm cultured" personality....btw Gwhineth, take my advice...don't stand next to Helena and Christy...just.don't...they make you look like Bridget Jones II.

They're all at the New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner

Happy Birthday Hugh

...not bad for an 82 year old...not bad at all.

I've discovered the genius that is Manque15!

...her arguments are really convincing...let them wash over you...and you'll see the light.
I'm telling you...we really didn't go to the moon.
This woman needs her own talkshow.

What's going on with these incest stories?

btw...I love crazy manque15! She rocks!!!! *what happened 60 minutes?*

OMG....WTF has Lara Flynn Boyle done to her face?

My goodness, does she have Priscilla Presley's plastic surgeon?!? What happened to her. She was never beautiful in my books, but she was fresh faced and cute! Right now she looks like a valium-soaked 75 year old.





Priscilla - her sister?



Lara in the good ol' days.