Monday, February 23, 2009

The obligatory Oscars post

O.k. so the winners are below:

But firstly...the dresses. So...I must have missed the memo but pseudo-bridal virginial white strapless dresses were on everyone bar a few. Who knew recycled wedding dresses would become so envogue.

There were no surprises with Nicole Kidman

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Taraji P Henson [thanks VDOPrincess!]:

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anne hathaway..who looked a dream.

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penelope cruz

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SJP

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melissa [how on earth did she make it into Hollywood!?!?!] george

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Rachel Evan Wood...someone obviously got over the Manson phase of her life.

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The mess that was Jessica Biel...uhh..since when does sexy-times with J Timberlake get you an Oscars invite?

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...even Maniston got into the pseudo-virginial action

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and it goes ON!

Carrie Underwood, Sheryl Crow, and Jada Pinkett Smith.

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There was also Kate who went for the asymmetrical, rather dull option...who also displayed rather concerning fraulein hair.

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The beautiful people

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The people who tried to wear what they'd worn the year before...hoping noone would notice.

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In case you forgot...this is what Heidi Klum wore the year before...see if you can spot the difference. I couldn't.

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The surprisingly o.k in Miley 'n Marisa.

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The imminently forgettable in Natalie Portman.

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The cute in KBos

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The fierce in VicBec
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The "no breathing allowed" in Beyonce

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The surgery successes: Madonna. GF looks younger than I do. Maybe her Jesus is really making miracles.

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And the surgery ferreldom. Beatdown dragqueen anyone? I offer it to you pure and unfiltered -- Lisa Rinna

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The avant-garde coolness of Tilda Swinton

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And the mandatory disasters. No Cher...but still pretty bile inducing.

Sofia Loren offers us a sinus-afflicted merengue.

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While Naomi Watts decontructed illfitting droppy mess offers me similar mucous-encrusted delights...as did DVTeese

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Best Picture:
WINNER: Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader

Actor:
WINNER: Sean Penn, Milk
Richard Jenkins, The Visitor
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler.

Actress:
WINNER: Kate Winslet, The Reader.
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie, Changeling
Melissa Leo, Frozen River
Meryl Streep, Doubt

Supporting Actor:
WINNER: Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
Josh Brolin, Milk
Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Michael Shannon, Revolutionary Road

Supporting Actress:
WINNER: Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Amy Adams, Doubt
Viola Davis, Doubt
Taraji P. Henson, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler.

Director:
WINNER: Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire
David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon
Gus Van Sant, Milk
Stephen Daldry, The Reader

Foreign Film:
WINNER: Departures, Japan
The Baader Meinhof Complex, Germany
The Class, France
Revanche, Austria
Waltz With Bashir, Israel

Adapted Screenplay:
WINNER: Simon Beaufoy, Slumdog Millionaire
Eric Roth and Robin Swicord, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
John Patrick Shanley, Doubt
Peter Morgan, Frost/Nixon
David Hare, The Reader

Original Screenplay:
WINNER: Dustin Lance Black, Milk
Courtney Hunt, Frozen River
Mike Leigh, Happy-Go-Lucky
Martin McDonagh, In Bruges
Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon and Pete Docter, WALL-E

Animated Feature Film:
WINNER: WALL-E

Bolt
Kung Fu Panda


3 comments:

VDOprincess said...

The "random" in your second photo is Taraji P Henson, one of the nominees for Best Supporting Actress.

Kristen said...

I loved Hathaway, as well as Freida Pinto in Galliano.

Elisita said...

thanks VDO princess -- I've changed that now :)
love,
elisita.