Some fun stuff though is:
- Suri Cruise was conceived using frozen sperm from dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Morton likens the littlest Cruise to the Rosemary's Baby offspring.
- Scientology head David Miscavige ordered a wildflower field planted (twice) because Cruise expressed a desire to run through one with Nicole.
- Cruise is the No. 2 power in the church. A former scientologist is quoted as saying that Miscavige and Cruise "were like glue, two little people who really enjoyed each other."
uhh....yeah 'enjoy' being the operative word I think.
- David and Victoria Beckham are the next recruitment target for the church.
I give Andrew Morton around 6 months to live. Those Scientology peeps are going to go ape.