Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Kate Bosworth needs to calm down
This girl is just screaming to get into the magazines as the new anorexic on the block. I betcha that in n a few months time she's going to have a big Vanity Fair spread where she'll talk about work pressures etc....girl is holding onto this Lois Lane stroke of luck with two (bony) hands.
There's such a thing as under-done photoshop?
I'm not sure how old/new this photo is...but Angie needs a little bit of extra help...we should totally get Shitely's InStyle photoshopper on the case to blur her whole arm out of existence.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Honestly...what is this?
Honestly now...where did this InStyle-photoshopper learn his/her craft? At the Young and the Restless circa 1983? Honestly, this is terrible...where the hell is Poutly Shitely amidst all this blur? Oh that's right...maybe I should be thankful for small mercies...and btw...what's going on with the crazy eyebrow?...I think it's out to play serious rival to Paris' lazy eye.
Jude Law Dohert-ises
A tip for MK Olsen...
...if you're ever short of cash...consider yourself a shoe-in for starting up a new arm of the Love Family...hell, do it even if you're not short on cash.
Brandy...are you there?
Honestly...what the hell happened to this girl? She's been looking Suri-esque for a really long time. I vaguely remebered vintage-Brandy as being cute...and indeed, looking at older pics, she kinda was. I guess being named after a pretty ordinary alcoholic beverage finally took its emotional toll on the "girl".
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Justin's trying to bring mormon-sexy back
I don't know...it kind of works for him on the single cover...but not anywhere else. If you're interested in the new single, listen here. I don't know why his name appears when it's obviously a computer with a penchant for Cher singing the whole thing for him...but different strokes for different folks I suppose.
Posh is an Original
Posh does what she wants...especially in terms of bodily decoration. She doesn't fold to peer pressure or copy anyone. Posh is an a fantastic role model for all...especially for prepubescent girls who have a dream of one day having sex with illiterate soocer players.
Cher is still hot
Sure...she may only have one expression and if you take her sunglasses off, you may lose your soul...but the woman is looking good for 102. I feelin' the whole gettup...girl's working it.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Paris is a chaste girl
Paris Hilton's lies advice is sad and boringly pathetic. Her new one:
I'm guessing giving blow-jobs in the nightclub toilets to strangers is considered making a man work for it. Paris really should start talking about the benefits of staying a virgin until one is married...I think it would work for her.
"One-night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up...Guys want you more if you don't just hand it to them on a plate. If they want you, then they will wait."
I'm guessing giving blow-jobs in the nightclub toilets to strangers is considered making a man work for it. Paris really should start talking about the benefits of staying a virgin until one is married...I think it would work for her.
Hello Posh!
Well...England indeed may have lost...but trusty Posh still took a couple of balls as souvenirs...
Lilo gives sexy a go...
...and should probably quit...she looks like a reject from the 90s teen witch movie "The Craft"...the GQ interview seems very profound though. I haven't have the privilege of reading all of it...but there are pretty moving statements such as:
"Smoking is a dirty habit. It's a dirty habit for a dirty little girl"
"I've lived, like, 15 lives by now"
"Readheads are more passionate and sexual than other girls"
"I like my body and I like my breasts and no, they're not fake"
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Paris Hilton pays someone to get some more attention
Paris Hilton decided to increase her security after a stalker pretending to be her fiancé went to her father's office and threatened him with a knife. The stalker arrived at Rick Hilton's place of business wearing a small knife and ready to "impress" his future "father-in-law."Uh...yes the "stalker" just coincidentally has a few extra grand desposited into his bank account...10% of which he has to give to his agent.
A real stalker would have knifed her.
Orlando Bloom's beard tries to turn herself into a 8 year old boy
...or else she's thinking of taking up a part in Ghost II...or perhaps she trying to subliminally support Pirates of the Caribbean II by symbolising the skull and crossbones. O.k...enough bad jokes. Who on earth looks thin in an oversized white satin dress? I know eating disorders are a career boost and all...but Kate...seriously.
The contiuing mystery of Lilo's breasts
I do believe that the breasts are back kids...if they're not implants then they're doing a very good job of looking as such.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Keira wishes you a Happy 4th July!!!
I might actually watch this film...
It's called Lucky You or something...but to me it looks like another Maverick...one that I might watch. Honestly...where are all the Eric Bana's of the world. I only seem to get accosted by latent homosexual men...although who knows? Maybe Eric would want me as beard...since I have to say that Eric looks much more interested in the white mullet man than he does in Drew.
These polls are a joke
Honestly...Kirsten Davis is the most beautiful woman in the world? Jennifer Aniston was goddamn ROBBED!!! Speaking of Aniston tsk tsk...where is Gwhine-th Paltrow in all this?1. Kristin Davis
2. Catherine Zeta-Jones
3. Halle Berry
4. Nicole Kidman
5. Charlize Theron
6. Kate Beckinsale
7. Kate Winslet
8. Eva Longoria
9. Jennifer Aniston
10. Angelina Jolie
Hello Girls
Yes...they're both very different...and perhaps a litle past their heyday...but I think Pam and Uma have still got it...whatever 'it' is...it may just mean large breasts.
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