Thursday, July 06, 2006

Paris is a chaste girl

Paris Hilton's lies advice is sad and boringly pathetic. Her new one:
"One-night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up...Guys want you more if you don't just hand it to them on a plate. If they want you, then they will wait."

I'm guessing giving blow-jobs in the nightclub toilets to strangers is considered making a man work for it. Paris really should start talking about the benefits of staying a virgin until one is married...I think it would work for her.

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

holy hell, were her lips always that fat?

d mumsie said...

speaking of having customers lined up for hourly rates.. that lie might be called a fudge on the truth, as no body can afford any all night stand with her.. and Now that she has her own money and private career[?].. she's bored with the 'in and out' love variety.. too many men, too many fake-out I love you so much engagement's went sour for her.

Anonymous said...

"No threesomes `till the 2nd date, unless I really like the guy." -- P.H.

william said...

While in Vegas this 4th of July weekend, I was actually in the same club as Paris one night, the Jet Mirage. Damn, I wish it wasn't so crowded.

Susie-Q said...

The lazy eye is kickin' in this pic

Kieran said...

Everytime I visit this blog I end up wanting to punch a celebrity. What, exactly, is she famous for other than being in a raunchy sex video with a complete eediot? Oh that's right,I forgot - being stupidly rich.

NiolK said...

This is the last straw Elisa don't take out your aggression because of past sexual transgressions and your wasted innocence on poor Paris. She's a lovely girl and we could all stand to learn a thing or two about chastity, monogomy and moderation from her.

You spiteful harlott.

Thaozee said...

She looks like she's staring straight into my soul.

And flirting with it.

Elisa said...

niolk...why is it you always see through to the heart of me?
:)
love,
elisa

Elisa said...

william...that's cool...next time make sure you take a sharp knife with you...I promise I won't write badly about you the next day when you get arrested!
love,
elisa

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Hey, you up there! I'll give you a dollar if you'll kill yourself.

Susie-q said...

Thaozee - with that eye, she CAN'T stare straight anywhere, much less into your soul.