Monday, July 10, 2006

Honestly...what is this?

Honestly now...where did this InStyle-photoshopper learn his/her craft? At the Young and the Restless circa 1983? Honestly, this is terrible...where the hell is Poutly Shitely amidst all this blur? Oh that's right...maybe I should be thankful for small mercies...and btw...what's going on with the crazy eyebrow?...I think it's out to play serious rival to Paris' lazy eye.

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14 comments:

Becky said...

My god... she looks terrible! Someone get that photoshopper from the first Pirates poster.. now *that* is a job well done.. I was blown away by her glow and lips then, now I'm just scared by the eyebrow.

I definitely think retouchers have too narrow a view when they're working. They're thinking, I've GOT to get this [insert: skin tone, hairline, lip shape, nose width] PERFECT, and they totally forget about what the whole package comes out looking like.

beetlesque said...

Is that second picture for real? She looks like a bobble head. Seriously, her head is too big for that stick body they've got it perched on.

DrDiSaia said...

Well honey you start the week in true form.

LOL

starbuck said...

I thought the first picture was quite odd looking. However, after seeing the second picture I have come to realize it is not nearly as freakish as the second one, which is particularly disturbing with the bobblehead and seemingly disjointed arms.

Also, where did her upper lip go? Did they use it to make that enormous brow??

Anonymous said...

C'mon, what is wrong with you people.....it is called anorexia...her head is now too big for her body! But she says "oh yes anorexia is in my family...my grandmother and great-grandmother"...hmm, there is food for thought.

Sylvie said...

elisa...you are the best! i saw this on the newstand the other day and thought, "what the hell is up w/ that eyebrow?" and i just had a feeling that you would be posting about this in a couple days. too funny!

Anners said...

oh that is so not right! I'd have sued...and I'm not even american!

Anonymous said...

LOL funniest mag cover ever!

Elisa said...

Re: the upper lip. that's the thing...Keira doesn't really have a natural pout...she just pushes her nose down to create it...it's SO annoying.
thanks sylvie...I remember you mentioning it...well spotted!
thanks doc :)
love,
elisa

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Anonymous said...

Oh man so funny... I saw this issue on the newstand and refused to buy it because I didn't want THAT face looking up at me from my coffee table! It's repulsive!

lyndsay

Anonymous said...

Don't be jealous!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Don't be jealous!

Jealous? no one is jealous. no is even being insulting towards HER, just towards the mad photo shop artist who made her look so wrong.
elisa, keira doesnt quite have a "natural" pout, but I remember her admitting in some interview she got a little bit of collagen in her upper lip. so she does have a constant "natural" pout

Anonymous said...

Elisa, you need to find the unedited photos :D