Angelina is amazing

...she's about to pop with twins of all things...and still manages to look incredible.
Melissa Joan Hart should take a leaf out of her book.

Someone give Katie a nap

Oh dear..that magic has well and truly brushed off. TomKat are at the MTV award. He - looking like that creppy ever-bachelor uncle...she looking like she needs to be taken to the computer lab and given a new motherboard.

Posh is Fierce

I know...I hate to say it.

Why celebrities should never be asked remotely serious questions

...can we say...insane?

Not even millions can make Nikki look normal

Girlfriend looks like she was bashed with the 'special' stick...and to think for a while there I thought she was pretty. She's currently in South Korea pimping some new high-end version of her Chick-line: Nicholai. And by high-end I mean going from backalley streetwalker to main road streetwalker.

Word Up

leonine
(lē'ə-nīn')
adj.
Of, relating to, or characteristic of a lion.
[Middle English, from Old French leonin, from Latin leōnīnus, from leō, leōn-, lion. See lion.]

Case in point. Madonna at amFar's Cinema Against AIDS event in France

Juliette Winehouse?

Spot the difference.

V magazine hate Gwyneth as much as I do!

haha...they've given her SNOUT! Love it.

Ummm..Nikki?

I remember when Nikki Coxwas a low-rent Christina Applegate on Unhappily Ever After? Remember that show? --yeah, neither do I. In any case...girlfriend always looked a little fake...but this monster-look is new. I feel like she's going to eat me...soon.



Nikki before.

When Photoshop Goes bad

Mr Darcy!!! Why has your head been surgically reattached after neck-removal-surgery? Ferris Bueller!!! Are you now going for a George Costanza morphs into a toad look? My guess is that they're both trying to appear as unattractive as possible so they can avoid being the main love interest for perenially pinched HHunt.

Perfection...

Met Costume Gala

We all know every man and his dog loves to go to this thing...the theme this year was “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy”...uhhh...call me old fashioned - but aren't you supposed to incorporate the theme into your style for the night?!?

We had had the nice-for-trying-but-not-quite right in Christina Ricci. It's sort of like pussycat dolls meets Gwyneth Paltrow...and anything reminding me of Gwyneth Paltrow always makes me want to lie down and die.


The I'm-just-taking-the-fantasy-part-of-the-theme-
and-pretend-that-a-shapeless-sack-with-beaded-vomit-
is-like....super! Mischa.



A freak show involving geriatric WonderWoman and her dwarf-friend



And the cardboard cutouts that are Gisele and Dexter Tom Brady.

Is it bad to like Tom Crazie's house?

Umm -- can someone please tell me what Katie says at 0:42?
It seriouly sounds like "we go ahead and we roast that dog"
Is that her robotchip going awry?


Update wilykitwow has solved it apparently it's "hot dog"...thanks wily!

WTF is going on with these continued incest stories?!?

Honestly...this is making me feel ill! First there was the Australian couple...now there's the lastest story about the father that locked his daughter up in his basement (with the consent of her mother I reckon) -- had sex with her and had 7 children with her.



That being in my mind the LAST thing I was to see is bloody Hulk Hogan going anywhere NEAR his bikini clad daughter ---> EW!

Oprah wants to go...far far away.

It's funny, Oprah may be the richest woman in showbiz --> but she still has to suck up to the scariness that is Tom Cruise. They're filming some special segment with Tom to celebrate his 25 years in films. I know...I'm excited as well.

In any case, Oprah looks scared...scared meaning terrifed and wanting to escape.



I'm instead scared that this picture reminds me a little too much of the 'perfect families' Vanity Fair spread.

Damn...G-whine-th doesn't look so fug

Girl is pimping herself out badly for her Iron Man movie...I have to say that after a spate of fug...she's temporarily managed to unfug herself for a bit.

Heather Wildenstein?!? --? What happened?

Heather Heather Heather --> wtf is going on love?





just to show you it's her.

photo credit

Woah! Helen --> what happened?

Personally - she always looked like a miserable pinched school teacher to me - but still - girlfriend looks ravaged. At least she doesn't look like an facelifted-alien I guess.

Mariah Can't Sing...like at all

Girlfriend needs to go back to lipsynching. This is awful! Plus - at 3minutes, she blasts her backup singer -- singing "don't sing my part".

Why is every GenY and his dog pimping themselves out for WALMART?

God...I know they're all talentless --> but at least whore yourself out to something crappy but not MORTIFYINGl --> like Calvin Klein Jeans or Guess or something.
If this is the future kill me now.

Part of the lineup is Josie Maran (didn't she have a proper career?), Christina Milan, Wilmer, Pete from FAll Out Boy, and the amazingly talented Rumer Willis.