Thursday, July 19, 2007

US Weekly ponders the deep questions

...personally, I find the question "Why does PeteDoherty have to inject heroin into his eyeballs?" a lot more relevant, but hey...why these transvestites can't find a blind man is a valid and important question as well.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boo hooooo.... maybe if they ate a MEAL men would actually be able to see them instead of missing them as they get camoflagued by blades of grass...

OR...

Maybe it's because they DO find men, end up in the tabloids and then we discover what psychos they are. I mean, the nice thing about any new relationship is the clean slate and chance to make something great right? That's kinda hard when you know someone is a cheater or some such.

Or...

Maybe it's a touch intimidating to date a girl that has been married to or dated the world's sexiest man/ men.

Just a thought...

~Nate.

Anonymous said...

With the exception of Jessica.. um, they don't like me.

Anonymous said...

I read the title as "Beautiful, rich and self-absorbed." I suppose it's all true.

Anonymous said...

"Why They Can't Find Love?!!!?" That is absolutely ridiculous. Each of them have dated someone in the past year. Give them 3-5 years and if they don't date anyone else in that time, THEN an article can be written about "why they can't find love."