What's worse?

G-whine-th Paltrow? OR Maniston thinking she's goddamn G-whine-th Paltrow. Maniston is in Glastonbury supporting her toyboy Mayer.

BBF!!!

Who know's what they talk about? Probably the problems on my brother's blog....

:)

Fraternal Affection

O.k.
So my brother has started a blog [no doubt inspired by his super successful sister] and ummm...let's just say I couldn't make heads or takes of the damn thing it's a little too highbrow for my tastes...but I know there must be some supergeeks in my beautiful readership...right?

*warning* - this blog may hurt your brain a little.

http://rebrained.com

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

In between the birth and the photostudio - Tori obviously found a little rime to restylane those lips UP. Beautiful. Just beautiful.

I'm feeling claustrophobic just looking at her

...everything just looks very very....tight.
Jennifer Hudson at the BET awards.

Honestly - there are trannies on my street that are more attractive than this

...and that's no joke. I live in tranny-central and Paris would get beat down if she walked on my street past midnight for trying to reign on these chicas turf...that and the fact that she's fugly-rama

Amy Winehouse is not dead!

Hmm...I have a costume party this weekend where the theme is a "PASSED CELEBRITY". I wanted to go as Amy Wino - seems like I can't now though. Damn.

However...the good news is that Amy Winehouse is not dying, nor does she have TB, nor has she emphysema...apparently that was just her father getting a little too carried away. Personally if I was her father I'd lock Amy up Fritzl-style [is it too early to start making jokes like that?] just to keep her away from the crack...instead of making up stories about emphysema. Guy's got his priorities all wrong.

This is Amy either leaving or going to a rehab centre yesterday...looking chipper.

thanks to the lovely NATE for the heads up on this one :)

This is how billionairesses party?

Looks just like a regular, flannel-shirted house party to me. Vomit, random groping and all.

Something very very bad has happened to Kristen Johnston

Remember "3rd Rock from the Sun"? Well...don't worry if you don't - but if you do - what the hell has happened to Kristen Johnston?

Kristen. I'm SORRY I thought you were a transvestite the first time I saw you...honestly. :(
It wasn't intentional.





For Reference. KJ in happier times.

Courtney Baby!

Babe...you know I love you. But this visible-panty-line on steroids things has got to stop. Listen to Celebrity Skin and SNAP OUT of it...and stay away from Amy Winehouse.

Three words about Christie Brinkley

Fifty. Bloody. Four.

Compost? Anyone?

Cover Up...everything.

Honestly. I think I feel a bit ill.
Serena showing off her sweaty man-assets at the pre-Wimbledon party in London.

No doubt about it...

Fergie's on meth again. Classic methface!

Worst.Movie.Poster.Ever

What the hell were they thinking? This doesn't even look like Will Smith. I thought it was a bad poster for french ski equipment or something. Let's just say his lips...don't look like lips. They look like 'rroids. Gross I know. But I have to share because they're in bus shelters everywhere in the city and everytime I look around I feel sick!

Wake me up when it's over

*snore* I thought they had faux-ed up to coincide with a movie...stop the charade kids!
that being said, I'd like a little Jakey yoga buddy in my life. A lot.

Elisita doesn't need to see this

Honestly. I was traumatised by my last Nikki Cox post- but at least in that post - her face wasn't melting off, as it appears to be now. Quick Nikki - go find your nearest freezer before it all falls into a puddle at your 80 year old feet.

[sorry about the thumbnails guys - imageshack has died on me for the time being and at the moment I haven't been able to find an image hosting that's up to par with it...thanks]

Spot the Difference

Alicia Keys at a premiere yesterday and Anne Hathaway a few weeks ago for her new movie Bride Wars.

Wino Wino Wino

Love! What are you holdoing. I hope it's a cola-flavoured iceblock and not your intestinal tripe. Also - if you have enough vanity to still pack on the fake tan - can't you for goodness sake cut out the heroin jabs? Honestly now.

Pam and Tommy back together again

...they're living under the one roof again. Sigh - makes me feel like I'm in 1995 again :)

Story here

Oh dear - it's all over. Madge and Richie heading for divorce

I guess the lion-look wasn't turning him on in the end as much as we thought it would. The Kabbalah, the man arms. the gappy tooth, the whiny singing, and the terrible acting in the end all became too much for poor Guy. Poor Madge.

What in the world?

The article says she's expecting next month. That means she's at least 7 months pregnant...hmmm...elisita is sceptical about this whole thing.

New Kids on the Block look a bit decrepit

Oh dear...they should just lay off...their dance moves are stuck in the 80s [umm...blur and quick editing can't fix this mess] and the guy that looks like he's from Staten Island needs to cover the HELL up. Creepsville.

This is their new single Summertime. Hurltime more like it.

Let's face it - I wanna be Agyness Deyn

I'm in love. I want to BE her. She's my new hyped up coolest girl in the world.

Lilly Allen is not Gwen Stefani

There have only been a handlful of people that can pull off pink hair. Gwen and Natalie are two of them. Lilly Allen...is not within that crowd.

Is purple the new D-LIST colour?

Is there a memo I missed?

Lil Kim; Lindsay at the MTV movie awards; Scary Spice at the Glamour awards and Hilary Duff
Purple is the new "my career is in the gurgler" I guess.
Missed the memo.