Someone at Elle hates Liv Tyler

...honestly...that's not working for her.

Paris Clink-ton

I think my headings have hit a new low...but who cares? There's just so much to celebrate. Hilton is going to jail for 45 days. Who cares why? Something about violating her probation for her previous infringement. She was caught driving without a license.

My next question is: Is she going into a male or female prison? I'm placing bets on the former option.

Spot the difference...

It's Fuggie Fug. I'm loving the disco-beam eye colour. Very natural, very chic, very subtle.

Attention World!!! We can go out of mourning now

...the most talented man in the world; Peter Andre...is in actual fact, not dead.

Was it worth your soul CZ-Jo?

As CZ-Jo quitely contemplates a life filled with golf, Florida retirement villages, dentures in cups by the bed, and hip replacement surgery...she starts to wonder if maybe...just maybe she made a tactical error in pimping herself out to her pseudo grandfather.



What happened to his infamous face lift?

Felicity's knocked up

Remember Felicity? Neither do I.
(Who am I kidding? I loved that show til the end...even after it got really bad and boring).
Girlfriend is knocked up and she's looking a'ight.
I know I know...slow news day...still.

Rose? Is that you?

I've always had a soft spot for Rose McGowan...ever since Scream. Actually, only from Scream...but what on earth she done to herself?

Spot the difference....

If you can.

Vintage Biel and ScarJo

ScarJo looks exactly the same. Guess the one that got posterior implants...

Britney Ling?

I don't know. It's a fascinting mix of Lohan, Courtney Love, Aguilera (in the bad years), and Bai Ling all in one. Just beautiful.

Implants Anyone?

Natalia V for new Calvin Klein ad.



Natalia a few years ago

Slow news day... :)

Pammy's still got what it takes

Pammy's almost 40...but she's still looking like she could snag the Hoff! Pammy in her 20s and Pammy now in her almost-40s shooting an infomercial.

ScarJo claws back

Everytime I get the feeling ScarJo is incredibly overrated and just generally over...she redeems herself with a great movie, or in this case, a very cool photoshoot. This time it's for Russian GQ.

Tacky is the new Brown

Gettit? Seriously though. This is probably the tackiest thing I've seen...and I've had this blog for almost three years.

Kate Bosworth's boyfriend is...pretty

Those boyfriends that are prettier than you are, are NEVER a good accessory. Still, she's looking like she's coming back from the brink of death...so perhaps it's all in her best interests.

(more pics)

Katie Holmbie gets let out

Glad to see she's procured herself a very fashionable straight-jacket.

Sharon tries to bring the long skirt back

I know what's she's trying to do. She's thought hard and is strategically trying to bring back the long skirt a la early 90s like Calista, Gwhine-th, and Meg (see below)...or well...let's just face the facts eh? She's a random alcoholic woman who's "borrowed" some bridesmaid's gear, really making the look her own by tying on a beautiful flower to her arm with her teeth.

Either that or Paris Hilton is looking remarkably well today.

What the hell is Bai Ling thinking?!?

This is the normal, sweet, girl next door Bai Ling we all know and love.




This madness on the other hand, is not amusing me at all.

Britney is on something stronger than Prozac and Paxil

I really thought this had to be fake, but it corresponds to her outfit below. Honestly, this woman cannot be a millionaire, right?

Update. I know the YouTube vid wasn't working.

Check out the message here.

Alec Baldwin is a nutjob

Alec's got an 11year old daughter (well actually, he's not sure if she's 11 or 12) and he's been caught talking to her like a maniac. This is a bit of what lovely Daddy left on her phone answering machine.

"you don't have...brains and the decency.. you've made me feel like sht and you've made me feel like a fool...I am going to get there on plane...and I'm going to straighten your ass out...I'm going to really make sure you get it...you are a rude, thoughtlesss little pig"

Listen to the full message here. It's pretty bad.