Tuesday, February 28, 2006
I'm back! ...
and while I was away I found enlightenment....well...at least these girls told me that I would have enlightment just as soon as I could round up around $100,000 which they said would be just enough to get rid of a couple of aliens in my system...and afterward have a few grand leftover to buy me a prosthetic stomach and a sterile homosexual to boot. So helpful. Such happy girls. Personally, I think it's a deal that I just can't pass up.
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aww, thanks sweetheart,you're a gem.
much love,
elisa
Welcome back, Elisita.
Now, the big Q: bustier or not? XD
Elisa, just become a semi-famous starlet. Then the clams will come to you for free. You may even get one of those Katie-Holmes style "contracts".
Yeah! She's back!. . . I've been anxiously awaiting your return.
all is right in the world again!!!
Welcome back, Elisa. Life has been so drab without you. If you're Down Under again, did you have a chance to throw a pie at Tomkat while they were over there? Better yet, a grenade.
welcome back!!! hope all is well in your new place and job!! it's so good to have you back! ciao!
thanks so much for all your patience beauties,
love,
elisa
Well, for some reason my comment didn't post yesterday. Who are these people?
Jenna Elfman, Kelly Preston and a random...ie Scientology freakazoids.
love,
elisa
I'm so glad you're back too...I missed saying mean things about celebs! At least online.
Man I can't stand Kelly Preston. Never have been able to. She always comes across as the most condescending snoot like her poop consists of flowers or something.
I think the one on the right is Catherine Bell, previously of JAG. It's probably better that you didn't know that, or didn't admit knowing, as I just did.
anyone read the article in Rolling Stone about Scientology? it was freaky!! i never really understood it before and now i do... i kinda wish that i didn't tho... the type of stuff nightmares are made of...
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