Holmes will be asked to keep Cruise content through a life filled with "fret and pain". (actually...that sounds pretty damn accurate)....and a section from the service reads, "Girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills and a comb, perhaps a cat."
Of course...
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And here's good news for believers in equality and feminism, according to L.Ron Fatfraud the man must be the dominant member of the marriage and have the final word on any subject.
I give them under 5 years and perhaps another alien baby and then they're done. Tom will then go looking for another 20-something starlet bride.
Her poor parents.
Yes but she does look adorable in this pic. Poor thing.
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