Why do people watch this show?

Honestly...that Sherri woman has the intelligence of a half-formed amoeba.
"Nothing predates Jesus"?!?
Right...I guess the thousands and thousands of civilisations BC were somehow all fanciful creations by those evil atheists.

I'm sure this is symbolic....

...but to me it's just.plain.creepy.

Green Silk and Granny Pants

Seriously...I'm struggling to breathe just looking at it...
Beyonce at Movies Rock

Another naked pregnant woman

...it was relatively new with Demi, boring with Britney...a tradition which continues with Xtina.

Watch only if you've had your breakfast

Seriously, I know she's really young and doesn't know what she's doing...but.this.is.bad. And by bad I mean kill me now...and by kill me now I mean kill the backup dancers.

Helena channels the Winehouse

Honestly...I know she's pregnant and a little nuts in general, but that's no excuse for going all Amy Winehouse on us Helena...

Don't parents ever learn?!?

Hi Guys,
Meet Connie Talbot...the newest UK child 'wonder'. Call me a killjoy...but this is going to end in all kinds of trouble. Lena Zavaroni, Lindsay, Britney, Charlotte Church, Macauley Culkin...
Always bad.

Still...she IS indeed very very cute.

This.is.absolute.gold!

This is one of the funnier vids I've seen in a long long time.
Apologies if you've seen it before.

"Have you been high today..."

Australia has a new Prime Minister

I guess noone cares unless you're Australian -- but over the weekend we got a new Prime Minister, Mr Garrison Kevin Rudd. Guy.gives.me.the.absolute.creeps.

Ugly Stick!

Not that I think they're particularly attractive nowadays...but the Hilton sisters are featured here in a Vogue shoot when they were 18 and 16...in the days before photoshop...and uh...it shows. This shoot is a veritable mess!

This woman is 29?

Yeah...and by 29 I really mean 59...and by 59 I mean a photoshopped 70 year old in a bad porn movie.
Jordan does a shoot for O.K Magazine.

The mess that was the American Music Awards

We had the 'bow-top' ---which did not a top make.



Vomit-lame





Some kind of symbolic/literal virgin-suicide dress. Being chocked to death by flowers?!? Who designs these things?

Couldn't they have given her an orange hat as well...and a really opaque veil?

Honestly...photoshop, bright colours, whatever. You name it. NOTHING helps this woman. Why do people insist on putting her on magazine covers? Surely she can't sell!

Rocky and the guy from Die Hard

hmm....how time flies.

Well...at least we know she's keeping it natural

sorry about the lack of posting everyone. Only two more days to go until I finish up my law exams and then I'm free!!!!
In the meantime...
Christina keeps ir REAL.

Well....at least we know it was live...

Those backup singers are doing their darndest...but ahh....someone just needs to snatch the bottle and needles out of Amy's hands.
It's painful..check it out around teh -2:00mark.
Amy's singing here at the Euro MTV music awards.

What a beautiful video

This is definitely going down as one of my all-time faves. Such an incredible depth-of meaning to it...
no seriously.
Watch Posh Spice's performance...very emotional indeed.

Spice GIrls - Headlines (Friendship never ends)

You know what? I really don't want to know

It's Halloween...and strange things are a' brewing. Some of which I don't want to know about...and yes...this includes what Celine is hiding...and why she appears to be covered in tar. I'm sure there's a bad sex joke that I can plug into...but I think I'll leave it at that.
As long as she doesn't sing...consider me happy to leave her to her own devices...although she should probably swap the black coat with a white one...with straps attached.

Sorry about the lack of posting.

Sorry guys, law studies have been thrashing me of late!
It will all be over in a fews though.
In the meantime, I'd like to wish you all a
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
...with who else? But Double-D-List wannabe and new Playboy covergirl Kim Kardashian.
Seriously...the shoot is scary...and wants to pour industrial-grade bleach in your eyes. Let's just say I can never look at a string of pearls in the same way again.

Very Very NSFW pics here.

Snore Personified.

You know Garner takes it all very seriously. Honestly...she IS the real Charlotte from Sex and the City.

Joely...is that you?

Ugh...this anorexic-back-look is SOOO Calista Flockhart 1997. Wasn't particularly appealing then...isn't now.
Still...I guess that's the price you pay to guarantee yourself a spot in this week's Who magazine.

This is how all Maniston photoshoots should be done

...a lot of tan...a lot of distance...and a lot of photoshop. Makes the Maniston a little more bearable. Maniston does this month's Bazaar.

Errmm....

Girlfriend is really starting to loutwardly express her true inner self.

Can someone tell Jenna Jameson that shes a bit early

...there's still a few more weeks until it's officially Halloween...stop scaring the adults kids Jenna.

Britney is Beautiful

She's trying to channel Gwen Stefani in her pink days, and perhaps even Natalie Portman in Closer...and isn't she pulling it off fantastically!

Crack is Whack

Blender...listen to Whitney...she had it right the first time. Seriously.

Embalming Fluid?

Do these kids not age?

Gemma Ward has started to eat

*UPDATE* -- yes this is photoshopped. Gemma has gained weight but NOT that much. Thanks for all the comments with the heads up guys :)

I know there have been Gemma's-gone-fat rumours in the modelling community for months now...but I thought it was just pundits being dramatic....but these pictures made me rethink. Of course, the modelling world's fat is my skinny...




Gemma of old

Kimbo gives non-fugly a go

Cityrag thinks she may have gotten a nose-job....unfortunately she needs a lot more that that.

Dahl goes Blondie

I think I'm one of the few people who like Dahl either large or small. She's paying a tribute to Blondie for Vogue and girlfriend looks beautiful as always.

Beauty Continued

The more I see of her...the more it's confirmed in my head that Posh Spice is synoymous with that adjective.

Wow...

this is worse than her VMA performance.
Girlfriend seriously needs to regroup.

Courtney Love goes Chanel...sort of.

MAybe it's just me but I much preferred Courney's unabashedly smacked out look rather than this weird Coke-snorting transvestite look.

A bit of beauty for your Friday

Seriously, what better way to end the working week than a dose of gorgeousness?

An ensemble of a tent and plastic shoes

seriously...what other person in the entire world could get away with this...no-one.

Ashlee tries hard...

It's pretty sad actually when you actually look to Fergie for inspiration when trying to find an identity that is different to your sister's...