Can we PLEASE stop bastardising poor Audrey.

Ick Ick Ick. I really can't stand it. I mean come on...Eva?!? VOM!
Elisita can't handle it. Blegh.

Relationship Downgrade

Hmmm. Team Robyn. :)
Mel out with his new piece, the pregnant? Oksana.

When makeup doesn't just go wrong...

it goes Aguilera-tranny

Lindsay continues the boring self-created downward attention spiral

She obviously saw that it was going great-guns for Lady Gaga...and being the incredibly original person that she is...she obviously decided to hop onto the sans coulottes bandwagon. Cool.

Hair Downgrade

hmmm. Kim normally looks like a goddess. Now she's looking more like a beatdown poor man's Beyonce.



Kim at her peak.

Gimme an A -T-T-E-N-T-I-O-N Gimme a W-H-O-R-E

Ugh. Lindsay just needs to cut the sulking, eat little and stop prancing about trying to get people to feel sorry for her. ugh. as my good friend Tammi would say Boo F**king Hoo.

Go Sharon Stone.

She might be a GMILF -- but looking hot nonetheless. GF is in her fiddies.

Pretty people trying to get publicity at a Chloe party :)

REcession?!? What Depression?!?

Leighton Meester



one of my old favs: Chloe Sevigny



Amber Valleta



my perennial softspot: KBos

Speidi got married

I know right? Who cares.

So...this IS surprising

Lady Gaga actually has some talent. I've always had a soft spot for her, but it's growing a little more.

No Doubt are back

Oh man I'm so old! I grew up on these guys!!! Whole article and pictures here

Someone save this child!I

I don't know who this woman is, I think she might be one of those "real housewives" from the US reality show. But seriously...this is too much reality for me in one hit.
Evil Kinevil wouldn't even be able to traverse over the length between her breasts...Ugh ugh ugh.

Ughh...is this a CGI of Russell Crowe?

A few months ago the guy was chunk-a-lunk. Now for Robin Hood he's not looking so gross. What gives Russell?

Every man and his boring dog at Coachella

At least one good person was there -- my baby!

What's happened to AMAZON?

AMAZON is facing a massive backlash from customers after it was reported that books with gay and lesbian themes were being buried from view.

After the news hit Twitter, more than 100,000 messages with the tag "amazonfail" were posted in 48 hours. Amazon has since moved into damage control, blaming a computer glitch for the change.

Three of the top 5 books listed for the search result for "homosexuality" on Amazon over the weekend were 'homosexuality prevention' books. One called A Parent's Guide To Preventing Homosexuality.

Another one being Can Homosexuality Be Healed? promised that "homosexuals who want to change" could do so through Christian prayer and a transformation from Jesus.

Good one Amazon. Let's promote some eugenics next time? Insanity.
Way to go TWITTER, btw.

Errm. Please don't do that anymore

Poor Lisa Rinna has totally ruined her natural lip shape...why?!?! ugh

The GFC takes another victim

Poor guy. Couldn't handle the malinvestment talk.

Lindsay -- is this supposed to be...funny?

My dear. Get some sleep and quit the coke! You look 45! [and she's only 22...allegedly]

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Lovely Dahl wishes you a HAPPY EASTER BREAK!

back in Vogue. LOVE her.

Ughh...can you say - most *cringe* interview ever?

Billy Bob...being his usual annoying self.

FINALLY!

LiLo gets her hair did...her old feral-do was making me feel sick every time I saw it before.




During the SAMRO period. ugh

Anyone else seen this ad? Sydney siders only.

God. I'm seeing this Napoleon ad around Sydney everywhere? I thought it was for the Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras but it's not. It's a woman...a model..who just happens to look like a dude...and it's following me around Syndey...and (s)he's freaking me out.
You should see it in large billboards. Eek.

Hmm. Maybe there IS a case for getting bought and lobotomised by Tom Cruise afterall

After all is said and done...there WAS an improvement. Well...Kinda Sorta.

Nicole and Keith on the rocks?

Does this remind anyone of anything? Let's hope I'm wrong.



This was the last premiere that Nicole and Tom attended [below], the one for Eyes Wide Shut. I think they had already split up by this point. Hmm.

Anna Faris tries to do a Liz Hurley. Errm. FAIL

Ugh. I don't know how this woman got famous. I always think of her as a beat up, ugly version of Britney Spears...and I DON'T think Britney is pretty.
Anyway -- girlfriend is obviously trying to go for the poor man's version of the Versace/Hurley effect -- but is missing a crucial element...Liz's drop-deap gorgeous face, model figure, and boyfriend.

FAIL.

The original...and the best.

WTF?

My goodness this cover needs help. What's with the gross visible lip liner? Hello - Joan Collins on crack? Well...now that you mention it...