I can't help it

I think I'm in love with Rachel Zombie...you just can't hate someone that looks so photoshopped all the time...and in a bad way.

Channelling Channelling

Coutney VS Demi


Penelope VS Rachel

For goodness sake don't excecise, don't have sex, be serious, and don't drink water.

...if you do, you have a chance of ending up looking like this.

Cameron in Harpers says "I DON'T know if these are beauty secrets, but what I do to feel my best is just exercise regularly, laugh and play often, and make love every moment I can. Oh, yeah, and lots of water"

WTF?!? This is like asking me what the secrets are to being an excellent mathematician.

Speaking of beauty (well, in the case above, lack of)...what is going on with Ali Larter? This is her at the People's Choice awards and the woman looks amazing, isn't she close to 40? Woman has found some kind of fountain of youth. Why on earth isn't Harpers spending time with her?

When you starting thinking Sienna Miller's mother is worthy of a post...

...you can bet you're having a slow slow news day. Mother is good looking though...as Sienna continues to try to morph into Moss.

What the hell is wrong with Marilyn Manson?

O.k. O.k...rather silly question..but honestly. It seems that before his breakup with Dita, the ol' Manson was partying i.e. having sex with LiLo...apart from the bad makeup and the terrible singing voice and the god awful songs -- I could describing either of them really -- why would he take this....

over this?

Yay! Finally a beautiful person on the cover of Vogue

...I'm so sick of these bland, boring, ugly actresses taking away cover space. Jessica Stam is the ticket. She is perfection. Thank you British Vogue for finally coming to your senses.

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Brangelina or wax figurines?

sickening eh? :)

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Umm...does this freak anyone else out?

...yup, me too.

W magazine low on ideas?

I don't know if I like the cover. He looks odd and she looks too perfect and it just doesn't seem to work for me. It also bears too much of a striking resemblance to the "other" W photoshoot...

umm..also, (refer to her face in B&W picture)...is that the reason that Kidman was married to Cruise for so long? Maybe that's why she likes to marry gay men.

We need new "it" girls

...our old ones look like they're hit 50 and a bad 50 at that.




Honestly, when the best looking it-girl is Paris Hilton, you know it's time for a worldwide casting call.

Priceless

...I saw this while walking around in Borders and almost laughed out loud. Just had to share. It's real.

US magazine hates Maniston more than I do

Wow...this story is so ridiculous it makes me feel sorry for Maniston...almost. US mag claims that when she:

sees pictures of baby Shiloh:
"she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she's been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street."

she deals with it by:
"throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It's creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours."

they further claim that:
"At least she's stopped watching 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn't healthy."

someone over at US MAgazine has obviously had their XMAS fun?

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*update* I've been had. I'm a fool. This is fake...but still funny.

Poor kids are going to catch deadly STDs!

Surely the LAST thing these sick Aussie kids need are two STD-ridden publicity whores who care nothing about them. Poor dears. Who is the other girl anyway?

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Happy New Year!

...2007 I hope your festivities weren't has as plump, large, and disgusting as J-Simp's lips.

Merry Christmas Darlings!

Hey sweethearts,
Thanks for an awesome year! I wouldn't be doing this (almost) everyday if it weren't for all your snappy and funny comments. Have a fantastic Christmas! I'm out of town for a few days visiting relatives. I'll probably post in before the New Year with a few highlights of all the 2006 lowlifes.

love love love,
elisa

p.s. I'm leaving you with the tense, awkward, creepy heartwarming, beautiful, loving XMAS photoshoot with Dakota Fanning and Julia Roberts.

...DUI anyone?

and he wonders why he was dumped from the Bond franchise? Agent 00Zzzzz.

Louis Vuitton gets onto the alien bandwagon.

...yes she's a little odd looking, but she's grown on me, and it works....and there is no news. :(

Tom Cruise is a brilliant at casting

...he's lined up Victoria Beckham to play some alien bride in the new Scientology movie The Thetan he's bankrolling. I have a gut feeling that this movie is going to be beyond awesome. I'm equally sure Katie's snagged the lobotomised zombie role.

Marilyn Monroe can eat her heart out

...MKOlsen is the new blonde bomb hell in town. I'm not sure exactly what she was going for...perhaps a Marilyn Monroe if-she-were-a-coke-addict-and-alive-today look?

Yup...I'm with the guy on the left

...it's Britney, who else?