Monday, January 01, 2007

US magazine hates Maniston more than I do

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Wow...this story is so ridiculous it makes me feel sorry for Maniston...almost. US mag claims that when she:

sees pictures of baby Shiloh:
"she collapses in a heap, clutching her womb like she's been stabbed if she so much as passes a baby stroller on the street."

she deals with it by:
"throwing baby dolls into a bonfire on the beach behind her place in Malibu. It's creepy, but she says it makes her feel better for a few hours."

they further claim that:
"At least she's stopped watching 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' over and over again, for days at a time without eating or sleeping. That just wasn't healthy."

someone over at US MAgazine has obviously had their XMAS fun?

(credit)

*update* I've been had. I'm a fool. This is fake...but still funny.

4 comments:

Christy said...

Throwing baby dolls into bonfires? That would be hilarious, if it was true! Man, US weekly really does have it out for Jen!

Rebecca said...

wow, sounds like they want to get sued or something.

Anonymous said...

Hello, that never RAN in US magazine. I read the actual article. The info being quoted here was from a blog's jokes about about the article.

Elisa said...

hey anon 348, good pickup...thanks for the heads up :)
love,
elisa