Thursday, February 09, 2006

Janet Jackson really sucks at making up stuff

What's with Janet and her explanations...first it was the dodgy Superbowl 'wardrobe maulfunction'...and now...instead of just being fat just because ...she's fat because she needed to gain weight for an indie role...which has now mysteriously fallen through. I guess the audition process for fat-fetish porn films is more competitive that I originally thought...

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

It doesn't look anything like her, I guess it's time to hook up with Kristi Alley and join Weight Watchers (or maybe a Scientology meeting *shivers). You know, I weigh 150 and I look nothing like her. She really packed on the pounds. Wow, poor Janet.

Anonymous said...

She obviously lies as a way of life. And if her nose wasn't so bizarrely small from so many surgeries, she wouldn't look as bad as she does. I can't stand this person.

Anonymous said...

Janae, thanks for reminding me to her nose. It is really dis-proportioned to her body...now, what if there would be a wardrobe malfunction NOW? Bwah-hah-hah.

Anonymous said...

Holy smokes, I wouldn't have recognized her!

Anonymous said...

what the article left out was that the indie role was "jermaine dupri's chubby girlfriend" and it fell through because janet was already playing it at home. see? mystery solved.

Anonymous said...

Janet Jackson thinks we are as dumb as she is. Now I guess if someone told her the bull.... she has told the press over the last 7 years SHE would believe it. That whole Jackson clan has a hard time fessing up to dumb decisions. Latoya blames the man she married for her insanity, Janet can't keep up with her lies, and Michael dats a whole lotta issues there. Hey we all make dumb choices at least be HONEST DAYUM