Monday, July 31, 2006

Speechless

O.k..I realise that I'm about 2 weeks out of date with this...but this is the first time I've seen it...honestly...wtf is going on? Beyonce cannot dance if her life depended on it. This would have to be the funniest music video I've seen in a long time...almost as bad as Janet's...

14 comments:

Franci said...

I'm also sensind Déja vu: I have seen similar performance by the Hoff himself.

Jeremiah Blatz said...

What really gets me is that she clearly has the physical ability to dance well; she's flexible, nimble, balanced, etc. However, the choreography in this vid is just baffling. Is it supposed to be innovative? Artistic? Or did they just screw it up?

Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

That white thingy she wears in the beginning. It looks like her tits are half down her stomach!

Bad video, bad clothes, bad song!

Janae said...

I really like the song...but she has no presence at all in this video. She doesn't even look pretty.

Val said...

I am ashamed at Jay-Z for appearing in this, whether he is shagging her or not.

Kate said...

Yeah I don't know if it's so much her lack of dancing ability as it's just very poorly thought-out -from the costumes & choreography to the fact that it just doesn't flow...I don't get it.

starbuck said...

All I could think of while watching it was Charro. She dressed and danced just like Charro. If only she had rolled a few "R"'s then it would have been complete.

Anonymous said...

I don't think you can call it 'dancing'. Maybe 'sitting'? She's bad at sitting?

Anonymous said...

How embarrassing.

Love the big flouncy dress though. (the one where she is running down the road...)

Anonymous said...

I was turned off by the song and the video! I had hoped that the video would be good and have a change of heart regarding the song. no dice. hopefully she can re-group on the next single and video.

Braglots said...

To the webmaster: You are a fucking hater. Beyonce is beautiful, she can sing, and is aphenomenal dancer. Fuck you and this shitty ass blog.

Elisa said...

hey braglots,
girl is pretty...but she can't dance. have you seen this video?
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

beyonce a doubt rocks, and shakes a nice josephine baker. now janet -nother story - should just be marching with her little army, or diving in a lonely pool. she no queen.

jadys said...

What gorgeous lipstick. But someone needs to tell her that she is not Shakira.