Why skinny models exist

I know that banning skinny models is all the rage right now...but I see why they exist. Things just look better on the tall, thin and expressionless.

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Justin shouldn't be bringing this back...he should be hiding it away

What is he doing anyway? Trying to make Cameron Diaz feel better about herself or something?

Jessica does Allure

Uhh...is this "Tranny in a Trolley" photoshoot supposed to be ironic?...or funny?...because it's not. A garbage dumpster would have been more amusing....

...and I don't know what the deal is with Barbed Wire shoot...girlfriend needs to get off the heroin and start taking some uppers.

From Warrior Princess to Warrior 'Dutchess'

The artist formerly known as Xena looks like Fergie...on a bad day...dressed up as Jenna Jameson. Why?

Kimbo Stewart's assets continue to fascinate

I honestly didn't think it was possible...but yes, there is finally something that makes Posh Spice's breasts look incredibly natural.

Jessica likes my posts

Jessica is looking very happy about the fact that someone has finally given her some really solid career direction. Papa Joe liked it as well funnily enough.
By the way Jess...if there's ever a Joan Rivers biopic...let's just say that gig has your name written all over it.

thanks commented Rebecca for the J-Rivers idea :)

Jessica wishes she was Reese

...haha...she's really trying to give the Pleasantville look a go. She's such a natural at it...Reese better watch out...if there's ever a sequel to the movie...y'know, in the form of Penisville, or Pleasantdreamz...I think Jessica totally has the upperhand...sorry to tell it to you straight Reese...but that's just the way the nasal septum crumbles.

I don't think Fergie appreciates the "meth-face" nickname

Fergie is trying to rustle up attention for her god-awful new album by any means necessary...she's hashing and re-hashing (no pun intended) her boring meth-addiction...with a specific warning to homosexual men! She also is not feeling the bloggers of this world...in which I'd like to include myself...

"I just think, 'Wow, I've worked so hard for this, but what are you people doing other than sitting there behind your computers and talking shit about people?'

Fergie baby...your first single sucks...that's just ummm...telling the truth. The fact that you get paid for doing your awful stuff should make you a little less sensitive to the evil people behind their computers...who incidientally, probably don't have meth-faces.

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Willie tries to get on the Kate Moss train

Poor Willie, I don't think he fully got the memo. Just because he does long hair and does drugs, doesn't necessarily mean his income will triple if he gets caught. The police found marijuana and shrooms in his tour bus...and a good thing too because you know...catching criminals like that is a really good way to direct police resources.
Apologies, it's a terrifically slow news day folks...

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Who is the ultimate winner?

It's a showdown between Arethra Franklin & Posh Spice!!!

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Was it worth is Katie?

You may have gotten some money out of it...but there's no way in the world it could've been worth it. The endless hours of the Scientology Celebrity Centre, watching soccer matches, pretending adpoted Suri is hers has only just begun...just makes you want to pop a couple of supervitamins doesn't it?

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What the hell is Cindy Crawford doing?

I don't know. She certainly doesn't need the money. This is her daughter Kaia...she's 5. Perhaps I'm just cynical and overreacting...but this shoot really. really. disturbs me. What is she thinking?

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Kate Moss' income triples after Coke-gate

I think I like Nicole because she kind of reminds me of Audrey Hepburn and Kate Moss...not that she pulls it off...but still.



Anyway...nothing can beat the original...as her newly tripled income attests. Who knew fuzzy coke-snorting videos would prove so popular?

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I feel like giving Bosworth my lunch...and dinner

Girlfriend needs to lay off the coke...Kate, baby, now that you're no longer with Orlando you don't have to keep up the appearance of being an underage boy...trust me on this one.

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The Curse of the Reality Show

Whitney Houston is filing for divorce from Bobby Brown...I guess she figured that since she was equipped with the male goods herself (a la Jessica Simpson) she didn't need to get beat up by her husband anymore. Now...if only she'd she ditch the crack too...and the $0.99 wig.

The Jolie-Pitts make an appearance...en masse

...can someone explain to my why Zahara looks like her adopted mother?




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It looks like it could have been an overdose

It appears that Anna Nicole's son, Daniel Smith, didn't die of a heart attack as previously reported and instead died of causes related to "various medications, along with drugs" found in his system. Poor guy...growing up with Anna appears to have taken its toll.

Models...Wanted!!!

I have to say I like models. I know they cop a lot of flack but there's a hell of a lot more to a catwalk model than just being relatively thin and whacking on some clothes. Paris and Nicky demonstrate this fact perfectly. They're at the Olympus fashion week "modelling" at a Heatherette show...I feel like bleaching my mind of these images by subjecting myself to hours on end of FashionTV after this.





Oh my...this has to be a joke...

Congrats to Brit Brit!

...a Federline-spawn boy it is...almost a year to the day of SPF's birthday.

Jessica scares off men...and women.

Jessica Simpson tells Ellen:

"I think I'm too hard to be in love with. It ends up on the cover of every magazine. I scare people away. I'm a lot to take on. I wish I was in love, I need to be in love."

Umm Jessica, let's be honest here...although men being scared of appearing in magazines may be a small factor contributing to your paltry love life ...I think the main issue you have to address is the fact that it looks like you are in possesion of an 8-inch penis. Just a free tip there Jess...

Anna Nicole Smith 20 year old son dies of a suspected heart attack

This is bizarre. I think there is something that we're not being told. I can't imagine how rare it is for a non-obese 20 year old boy to unexpectedly die of a heart attack, especially if the claim is correct that no drugs were involved.
However he died though, it's still very sad. There are two version of events.
1. That he died while in the hospital room where Ann had delivered a baby girl
2. That he was found in his own bed after having visited his mother in the hospital the day before.

Poor Anna, I can't imagine how awful it must be to lose a child.

YOU magazine Art Director takes Photoshop 101

I've got a soft spot for SJP...and I don't mind a bit of photoshop...but this is nuts. I love how that cover talks of the "real SJP" and the article appears to talk about older women being more visible in Hollywood. Well, if older women are more visible...then how come I can't see SJP in these pictures at all? It's a mystery that can be lumped with the mystery of Sarah's dissapearing nose.



...the real deal from SJP's frangrance launch at Lord and Taylor.

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Posh, Becks, the city of Venice, their new fragrance, and two very high up saline friends wish you swell weekends!

The Suri Saga continues

...that kid...is kinda melting my heart a little. Kid looks much older than the 4-5 months she's purported to be...but she's very cute. There are rumours flying around that she's actually Chris Klein's kid, was born many months than reported, and therefore had to be kept hidden for a while until it looked like the ages matched up. The Vanity Fair article has a lot of "she looks so much like Tom" in it...so who knows?

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Well hello there, Scarlett

She looks a little ridiculous...but deep down, I'd maybe like to look ridiculous as that :)

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Hilton's album improved

Paris' album was "defaced" by Banksy, an urban artist from England. 500 copies of the “renovated” album were substituted for real ones in stores in England. "Songs" include “Why am I famous,” “What have I done?” and “What am I for?”. I'd never really heard of this guy before...but he's certainly got a lot more sense than some of the reviewers out there that I feel have been paid off somewhat.

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Speaking of album covers that look better...

Big thanks to the wonderful Antonio for the Paris heads up!