Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Jessica wishes she was Reese

...haha...she's really trying to give the Pleasantville look a go. She's such a natural at it...Reese better watch out...if there's ever a sequel to the movie...y'know, in the form of Penisville, or Pleasantdreamz...I think Jessica totally has the upperhand...sorry to tell it to you straight Reese...but that's just the way the nasal septum crumbles.


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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

"but that's just the way the nasal septum crumbles."

GOLD.

Anonymous said...

She really needs to give up the whole ingenue shtick...once you've been married you really can't rock the "I'm an innocent virgin" look anymore.

Anonymous said...

She's much better in doing the Daisy Duke role. This is not her.

Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

The last pic is hilarious! It looks like she's going to attack someone for saying that she's a ripoff AND looks like a dragquen!

M-M-M-Mishy said...

She's working the creepy Stepford Wife angle. Not hot.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this woman's 15 minutes up yet? Oh, stupid me...I guess doing weird things to your face, wearing stupid clothes and changing your hair umpteen times extends your 15 minutes by 30 seconds each go around. Ugh, I am sick of Jess.

Anonymous said...

She looks like that Martian chick from "Mars Attacks."

Anonymous said...

hah elisa you were on fire with this one - GOLD as a pp said...

love ya heaps, sis!!!

lizzie

Elisita said...

thanks anon1113...and of course, my sis :)
love,
elisa