Vintage Covers

Hmm...I'm seeing one font, make-up lines..beige. And I think I like it.

In any case, it's working for me much better than this later fare. I think the Bratz doll is Keira Knightly there...maybe.

Sienna challenges the upskirt

I know Sienna Miller is as snoring as they come, and it looks like her film may kind of suck, but I've got to admire a girl who can forget her skirt, and still look pretty good. Girlfriend is working those pantyhose.

SAG rundown

I know this is a tad late. Firefox has been making me want to scream. I know Cate didn't win, and that's enough information for me. We had the girls who seem to have found their fountain of youth.




...the beautiful



and the umm...special? Am I the only person that thinks this?

I know you love these

I know this is old, but just in case anyone missed it.

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Nothing can really save Brooke Hogan

I don't say this about too many people, but this girl makes my stomach turn. Would have to be one of the fugliest people I've ever seen. That being said, her last few outings haven't made me projectile vomit. Girl has gone under the knife imo...not that it makes a helluva difference.

Gillian Minogue?

Is it any surprise these look real?

Most of the time these wax figurines look a little off, especially in photos...but this new Madame Tussauds addition is bang on...until now I really didn't believe you could capture such larger than life, intelligent, amazing personalities within a wax creation. I stand corrected.

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Coco is the only woman in the world for me

What can I say...the sequined bodice, the frightening ass, the camel-toe extra-ordinaire, those daynce moves! Coco is beautiful. Coco is an ideal to aspire to. Coco is a paragon of perfection.

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Tara and Paris smack down

Well...they're competing for the Queen of Ho-dom. I'm sure by now we're all familair with Paris' new (boring) video exploits. If you want to see her smoke her tampon (yes...really) and eat mouldy shrooms look her up on http://youporn.com and you'll see. In the meantime, Tara tries to beat her one...by having a public gangbang...

Sometimes, I don't know how I handle so much beauty in this world.

For more pictures from parisexposed click here.

This letter is an aboslute classic!

Angie isn't a fan of the hugs

haha...fellow commenter Janae is going to have a field day with this one.

Angelina said in a recent? interview:

"I'm not a hugger. People make fun of me. It's something that I have a hard time with...If someone hugs me, I hold my breath. Snuggling, cuddling, hugging,crying - all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable...I have this odd sense of it's not going to accomplish anything to cry. It's not going to help you to get a hug!"

Umm....o.k. darl, whatever you reckon...I guess those crazy wild incest years don't count eh? :)

Is Coke struggling for ideas?

I know their usual lame Coke side of life ads with happy people running around the beach probably wasn't hitting the Y Gen spot...but it looks like they're now going for the G spot. What's going on? I feel like I'm looking at low budget amateur pics. Is Coke's new target market the creepy old man?

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Speaking of fake breasts...

has Xtina done a Lilo on us and somewhere along the way gone into hospital for 'exhaustion'?

Xtina at the NRJ music awards a few days ago

Xtina this time last year.

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Sharon Stone has award nominated breasts.

Who cares if it's for the Razzies? Sharon Stones' lopsided breasts have been nominated for Worst Screen couple. I don't know. They just look like regular fake breasts to me. The woman's old, I think she looks a'ight. Check out the couple here.

Other Razzie nominees include Ron Howard for the Da Vince code, Lindsay Lohan, and Kate Bosworth for Superman Returns. Full list here.

Spot the Difference

Jennifer Garner VS Hillary Swank

Slow news day

Umm, I know we're doing a fair bit fo Britney bashing...but that's a bottle of metho if ever I saw.

Coming to a man near you...

Apparently...leggings are the next big thing in men's fashion. Hello chicken legs! Girls, we all know what to get for Valentines Day now.

Have a cracking weekend sweets!

New Anti-Terrorist Weapons?

..and before my astute readers ask, no, as far as I can see, it has not been 'shopped.

Let's hope there's no whirlwind wedding...

and let's face it...let's also hope there are no children. The NYPost claims they were rubbing uglies knees together on some date. I've always beena firm believer that people who look like they're experiencing constant bowel pain should stick together.

O.K Angelina...we get it!

We get it we get it...you're beyond beautiful, it's debateable as to whether you are part of the human race...etc etc. Just do me a favour and stop rubbing it in...and oh, try to give some love to Shiloh too...o.k.?

New blood for Scientology

Operating thetans low on brain cells but high in cash flow has always appeared to be the recruitment model for Scientology...it seems to have enmeshed a new trophy in its web...that of David and Victorial Beckham. They're moving to L.A...they're talking on the phone to the Cruises at all hours, and they're loaded. I think Scientology has just found its new money shot.

Is Gwen human afterall?

Her pre-photoshop pics are a tad different to her post photoshop pics....just a tad.

Golden Globes Nicities

I'm going to be nice nice nice.




o.k...enough of that...

Farewell Sally!!!

Darlene Conley aka Sally Spectra has died. Let's face it, she was worth more than the whole Bold and the Beautiful cast put together...and don't pretend you've never seen an episode...

Someone needs to save SPF! Get Child Protection Services involved.

Honestly. This kid is not going to make it in tact.