Seriously...someone explain this to me...

*update* there have been talks of a suicide attempt...make what you will of it.



Latest news in this drama is from TMZ

- Brit is seeing multiple doctors, including a new psychiatrist who visits daily and has prescribed her meds (which she’s taking) for her bipolarity

- Certain sources say Britney takes her medicine when she is like “a different person — normal and sweet.” After popping the proper pills for a while, Brit stops her meds because she feels she can live without with

- A “professional” adds: “She’s really trying. Whether it works — we’ll have to see. She has a disease. Sometimes when you see her she’s in the middle of an episode. It’s like mocking someone with Down Syndrome.”


*update* there have been talks of a suicide attempt...make what you will of it.

Who knew...and who cares?

Hi Guys,
Apparently Jenna Bush is getting married.
I know...who cares.
Still, her mother got 12 designers to pitch for her wedding dress.

In Spanish, there's a saying about a monkey...that it can wear whatever it likes...but a monkey it will always stay...or something.

1.Vera Wang - Vera...take note from Elisita...Jenna is not 6ft-tall...assymetrial layer cake is.not.the.way.forward.
2. J. Mendel - detachable legs....I like it.
3. Arnold Scaasi - you don't want this job...do you?
4. Carlos Miele - can we say 1980s?
5. Amsale - princess look 1990s anyone?
6. Carmen Marc Valvo - toilet-roll doll look. Could be cool...quick question -- need one necessarily be a pea-head to pull off the look?
7. Angel Sanchez - anorexic. sloucher. drop-dead-before-the-aisle. ..chic-arama.
8. Badgley Mischka - BRATZ doll...see #3.
9. Nicole Miller - snore.
10. Lela Rose - every girl wants to look like a giant dome for their wedding. Perfection.
11. Marc Bouwer - yeah...generally shapeless with beautiful accents on linebacker shoulders...sublime.
12. Oscar de la Renta - gimme! seriously.

(source)

Uma's still got it...

Wow...woman is 40+ and looks absolutley amazing...

her 20-something rival however...is still the fairest of them all

Richie's back...and looking good.

I have to admit. I was one of the cynics who thought she would blow up Alley-style....but I'm very happy to be proven wrong. Girlfriend is looking hot-as. Digging the whole outfit except for the MK-esque boots.

I think this is one of the most banal posts I've done in a very long time. Slow news day...what can I say :)

My girl is knocked up

Yes it's official. Gwen is with child. This pregnant thing is catching.

Life on Mars?

This new photo has opened up discussion.
Trick of the light and man's predisposition to see familiar patterns is my take on it...but still.


(click to enlarge)



Story here.

I thought this was funny :)


Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

So thats where they are hiding the real katie Holmes!

Three blind mice...

Three blind mice...
See how they....ugh..umm.

Heath Ledger dead from apparent overdose

In Australia this is a huge deal. AS we al now by now, he was found dead with pills strewn around his NY apartment. O.k...apparently this is not true...no pills strewn about. (thanks anon 4.36) the latest news is that he may have died from natural causes...but personally, I think this is a cover up.



A few snippets:

"Heath totally wanted to be on his own these past few months since he and Michelle split in September," one insider was quoted as saying.

"He adored his daughter Matilda and when Michelle called it quits he missed Matilda so much that he was thrown into a deep, dark depression.

"Heath was living in New York to be close to his daughter. But he hardly ever ventured out any more.

"His close friend and Brokeback co-star, Jake Gyllenhaal has been worried about him for months. And he knew Heath was sinking further into a depression. Jake is Matilda's godfather, and he and Heath had become really close since they did the film Brokeback together. "

Michelle has flown back to NY from Sundance.

The sick crazies have also started with this:




Poor Matilda.

More Scientology Madness

Seriously...who falls for these creepy vids?

Quite Good

Jerry O'Connel does a spoof on Crazy Tom

Nicole's laying off the Botox

Slowly but surely...I'm seeing lines in the usually completely unlined face.
Apparently you can't take Botox while pregnant --> I'll have to ask the Doc on that one.




Kidman's usual -


Doc says:
I don't believe Botulinum toxin has been tested in pregnant women, so we tend to hold off until after delivery. We wouldn't want to create any liability now would we?

You've got to be joking

I'm the last person to hate on SJP. I think she's got a je ne sais quoi...but she does not look like that...death by photoshop if ever I saw...and what's with the creepy brows. Someone got overexcited with the smudge-pot.



Allure ain't foolin' anyone.

Paris Vogue knows hotness

Yes, one is violent and the other is lost...and neither of them are spring-chickens...but hotness doesn't die...and in an age of Sienna and Knightley...cover-prescence is hard to find...and Paris Vogue knows that.

Amy Winehouse is beautiful

Honestly...sometiumes I look at her and think that I'm looking straight into the face of Marilyn Monroe.

Anyone feel like throwing up sugar?

Let's talk hems and babies and uh...being 'locked in' -- check out 1:39...freudian slip is ever I heard one...girlfriend is going to get smacks for that...I betcha.

Celine Dion is on par with Tom.

A friend send this to me today (shoutout to Ben!) --> I've come to the conclusion that Celine would be an excellent recruit for Scientology.

Where did SMG go?

Sarah Michelle...where are you?
As far as I know --> it's not photoshopped.

Gwyneth Paltrow almost died....but she didn't

There was a bit of kerfuffle(?) earlier today over Gwyneth Paltrow being deposited by her husband slumped in a wheelchair to a NY hospital --> I bet the woman just stubbed her toe or something. In any case, Chris Martin shouldn't hav bothered. Woman is now reported as 'fine'...
and going to want to talk and whinge about this episode for years to come.

Tom Cruise Leaked video

You all have to see this.
Scientologists have already pulled it off YouTube -- but Gawker still has a copy.
Man.is.crazy.
5:00 mark is a classic.

Tara Reid is still beautiful

Honestly...what's there not to love?

Heather Mills is insane

Word is Heather Mills burst into tears after this performance because of the supposed flirting going on between Cartney and Minogue during a duet.

Ughh..if I didn't dislike Mills as much as I do, I would have thought she was crying at Kylie's dance moves.

"She's really mad about the way Paul got close to Kylie...
she reckons he did it on purpose and feels it was a deliberate public dig at her. She thinks he's just trying to prove a point, that he has moved on and is comfortable around other women. She was so hurt, she burst into tears."

Publicity whore in need of therapy. This is the 'scandalous' video in question.

I love this

Andrew Morton, the same guy who wrote the 'tell-all' book about Princess Diana in the 90s has writtena an expose on Tom Cruise. It's mostly going to go over old ground that everyone knows about (oh my god...Tom Cruise is GAY?!?)

Some fun stuff though is:

• Suri Cruise was conceived using frozen sperm from dead Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. Morton likens the littlest Cruise to the Rosemary's Baby offspring.

• Scientology head David Miscavige ordered a wildflower field planted (twice) because Cruise expressed a desire to run through one with Nicole.

• Cruise is the No. 2 power in the church. A former scientologist is quoted as saying that Miscavige and Cruise "were like glue, two little people who really enjoyed each other."
  

uhh....yeah 'enjoy' being the operative word I think.

• David and Victoria Beckham are the next recruitment target for the church.

done deal I reckon

I give Andrew Morton around 6 months to live. Those Scientology peeps are going to go ape.

Hot Family Alert

Rubbish post I know...but I have a serious soft-spot...you know me :)

Her face may be frozen, but her eggs didn't have to be

It's official.
Nicole Kidman is knocked up with someone's baby. Don't even try to tell me it's Urban's...umm...that man likes hombre only.

Pregnbant Richie looks like Pammy

Poor Richie, it's not a good look.

Natalie Imbruglia gets a divorce

Aww...this one comes as a bit of a surprise...sort of.
Natalie Imbruglia and Daniel Johns from Silver Chair have filed for divorce...they lasted 4 years...



Girlfriend is looking a little worse for wear

Happy 2008!

Happy New Year Everyone. I'm back!
...and what better way to see Scarlett J doing the publicity thing for Barack O. I'm more for Hilary myself...I want to see a woman get in.