A Marriage Made In.......Heaven.

Old-Skool Christina Aguilera Dita Von Teese has married Marilyn Manson. She wore a visible corset and he wore some kind of velvet tuxedo. Why doesn't OK! cover this wedding?

Marilyn has also decided to stop torturing us with his 'music' and go into films...what excitement.

Kevin Federline is a Distraught Man

Wow...poor Kevin is really taking it hard regarding being kicked out of Britney's home. Poor guy...I feel sorry for him. I doubt he'll ever get over the heartbreak.

This Blog is Giving it a Go

haha...you know there was a small pool to choose from...but let's ignore that in true C-List celeb style...TBLE has been placed on the Best Aussie Blogs Yahoo Picks List. Thanks for the support guys.
You know these things are indicative on how hot the readers are...
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Some Phoneys are Better than Others

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The Spirit of Christmas?

Can someone explain to me how posing with a dead? dog, having a rather frightening ass photoshop, and filling up your car...has anything to do with Christmas? Is Mariah having another breakdown and trying to communicate with us? Is it a code of sorts? Let's see...bestiality/taxidermy...ass...fill er' up.

No...obviously no code there.

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Charlize Theron as Bond Girl?

Well, after the Aeon Flux nightmare...maybe Charlize is looking to clamber onto anything...she appears to be considering appearing in the new Bond film, as a Bond Girl...this may mean that Angelina and Charlize may appear in the same movie...I'm pretty sure the studios will turn it into a lesbian flick of sorts...because there is no convincing way that any of these two women would got at it with poor Daniel.

The Mirror said:

"She is glamorous but she is also a brilliant actress. It would be quite a coup to have an Oscar-winner as the female lead."

...since when has a Bond girl ever been a "lead"...although with Daniel Crag at the helm...I'm guessing he'll be left on the cutting room floor.

Tara's back kids.

The Tara we know and love is back with avengeance and wishes you a non-perky weekend.

Tired Weekend Tie-Up

AS Brad makes a move to be the legal father of the Jolie-Pitt crowd...

Britney kicks Kevin Federline out of the house...and his allowance (as well as the considerable fringe benefits) appear to be getting the chop as well...the Ferrari is the first to go...being sent back to the dealership...

While Paris know she's really made it in the world...since her sex-tape is being given away with purchase of a new Greek magazine called Las Vegas. I can only imagine the Stavros clan is going to be overjoyed...as should she.

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More From the Old and the Beautiful...

Earlier this year I bought you this....and now some new ones have popped up

from JBB,

orignially from www.worth1000.com

Mischa...where'd you go?

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TomKat expecting a boy

Katie was seen buying baby boy clothes. Wow. What conclusive evidence. Seriously though...this determination of sex is probably based entirely on Dr Cruise's evaluations with his cool new ultrasound toy. We must remeber that being an alien child...who knows what certain protuberances signify? It's probably a girl with 3 arms, or a kid with an antaenna...

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Paris Gets Randomly Engaged Again

You know she's just totally making these stories up so she can receive some publicity. She's probably going to buy herself another fake ring. She's currently spreading the rumour that she's going to get hitched with Stavros this Christmas... Why can't she come up with something more interesting. She should totally go the Australian way and have a pretend cancer scare or something...although, she's probably wise in saving that tactic when she become officially washed up in 2006.

Selma Blair to be the new face of Chanel

Ever since Cruel Intentions and Legally Blonde I've had a soft spot for Selma. I've also been insanely jealous of her stomach. Karl Lagerfreak is apparently great friends with her and asked her to model the Chanel glasses line...or something. Basically, you know it involves a few happy snaps, which will be photoshopped beyond recognition...followed by some coke chasers.

Violet is Come

The baby has finally popped out. I think in direct retaliation to the fact that people (well..perhaps just myself) were beginning to think it was a take that j-lo! fake. Alas, Violet Affleck? is alive...and supposedly well.

Jake Gylenhaal and Daria W. Give it a go.

I would have to say that most celebrity-with-model photoshoots don't work very well at all...I'm sure well all remember the freaky shoot that Gemma Ward and Josh Hartnett attempted. But I'm quite partial. Maybe it's because they're both overrated...and somehow even the ratings out. How Daria became the highest paid model last year will never cease to amaze me.

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Pete Doherty is not a well-endowed man

Poor Pete Doherty, he's having a bit or a hard time trying to keep his supermodel girlfriend interested in him. He recently quit his rehab in Arizona after a week, claiming that his "head would have exploded" had he stayed.

Pete also claims that his breakup with Moss, was not due to the fact that the almost ruined her career, but because " I can't buy her diamonds and my dick is too small.

Those were obviously the only problems in the relationship.

Julia Roberts is still Hollywood's Highest Earning Star

How is Julia in first place? Hasn't she only really ever been in 3 movies? Pretty Woman, My Best Friend's Wedding, and Erin B? And Jennifer Maniston? Who is paying to see her on screen? And Renee Zellweger? What has she ever been in apart from Bridget Jones?

I was hoping to see some true actresses on this list...like Mariah Carey and Catherine Zeta Jones...

1. Julia Roberts - $20m

2. Nicole Kidman - $17m

3. Reese Witherspoon - $15m, Drew Barrymore - $15m

4. Renee Zellweger, Angelina Jolie

5. Cameron Diaz

6. Jodie Foster

7. Charlize Theron

8. Jennifer Aniston

No...no pic of Julia Roberts... it's not a crime to be 4th afterall...

All I Want For Christmas...

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Michelle Non-Duck Williams

Speaking of Michelle Williams...why is she looking so lovely? Why is she not looking like a duck lately?...Does she realise she's ruining my really poorly thought out punchlines...? And Heathprick...he's actually looking at her for once...and doesn't look like he's wishing he was in a room full of supermodels...What is going on? My world is turning upside down...

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Yup...they're engaged.

Well, well, well...I haven't been this excited since Michelle Williams (Duck from Dawson's Creek)gave birth. Nicole and Keith (who?) Urban are officially engaged. I can't believe this guy is famous in the U.S...Unfortunately...it looks like poor Nicole keeps on making the same mistakes with her men. See how he's possesively touching her stomach? That is no mere coincidence...he wants that space for his own...and is sending a subliminal take that! to Tom Cruise's sperm.

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