Saturday, December 03, 2005

Selma Blair to be the new face of Chanel

Ever since Cruel Intentions and Legally Blonde I've had a soft spot for Selma. I've also been insanely jealous of her stomach. Karl Lagerfreak is apparently great friends with her and asked her to model the Chanel glasses line...or something. Basically, you know it involves a few happy snaps, which will be photoshopped beyond recognition...followed by some coke chasers.

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Selma Blair is bet down. I have nothing against her but she's one of those women I just find totally repugnant like Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman.

Anonymous said...

"Karl Lagerfreak"

LOL! That describes him perfectly! Saw him looking so grotesque on the cover of his diet book and wondered why anyone at all would be inspired to buy it. Who the heck would actually want to look like that?!

Anonymous said...

I've never heard of him but that name alone sets him aside as a king among men. Although I did meet a guy the other day called Grocock.

Elisita said...

haha NealK...what women do you like? Are you one of those Marilyn Monroe fans? Lemme guess...Natalie Portman, young Winona Ryder...and...umm...Cindy Crawford...or something

Starkittty...hes' got a diet book? What a joke...isn't it well known in the fashioncircles that the guy is totally anorexic?

love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I cannot STAND her forehead. It's really weird.

Anonymous said...

Elisa,

Indeed he does have a diet book called "The Karl Lagerfeld Diet." You can find it on Amazon; I don't know how to do those shortcut links or I'd post it here. Yeah, he looks pretty anorexic.

Anonymous said...

Well you got two right Nat Portman and young Wynona totally. Cindy Crawlforth no way. I dunno, it's always easier to point out the people I don't like. I'm not particularly attracted to Angelina but I can definately see the appeal. I'm drawing a total blank. I'd need to be given a list to say yay or nay to. Although when I was a kid I totally had a thing for "Polly" from Fawlty Towers. I still think she's hot. Hey, you asked.

Anonymous said...

You know it's funny, I never noticed her forehead looked like that until it was mentioned here...

Anonymous said...

Ditto on the forehead. I've always thought she would be a good candidate for "threading," you know, where they rip out the stray hairs with a looped thread. Except in her case, it would be much more than a few stray hairs. Freakish.

Anonymous said...

Holy shit! I never noticed it either. That is just crazy stuff going on up there.

shoe hound said...

Sorry, Elisa, bur I think she has such a dour expression and a horrible mouth. She always looks like she just smelled something rancid. Or is afraid to touch whatever is in front of her making her look like that. She does have a nice stomach, bitch. Se does not embody Chanel to me.

Elisita said...

haha WWJDD...you're right about the hairline/forehead...damnit...now it's all I can look at.
haha,
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I agree, you guys are good. Especially you, WWJDD! I first saw her picture and thought how pretty she looked, read the comments, went back to the picture and then noticed the forehead! Yikes!

Anonymous said...

its the lap band, elisa, the lap band. karl lagerfreak and the amazing bariatic surgery. :/

nina

Anonymous said...

now I see her forehead too.
she had bangs in a photo shoot for either Spin or Blender though, and those pics were amazingly hot. she should get those bangs again

Anonymous said...

Ok you guys... what the hell is wrong with you all? Selma Blair is gorgeous! She is the real deal. No bottle blond, boob job or pretentions. She is a classic beauty. You guys are arguing over hairlines? If that is the worst you can fixate over, she's a-ok.

Now Lagerfeld, I'll give you...