Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Don't tell me they've nabbed Jamie-Lynn Spears too!!!

...I think Scientology has struck again! I know she's only 15...but that's a good an age as any. We all know that it all starts by flaunting your herpes around!

Update -
Anon714 has spotted an excellent, excellent point. Check out their matching "transponder" earrings.

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I'm already seeing alien-babies coming into the picture. SAVE JAMIE LYNN!

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

My question is: if you've got a disgusting growth on your mouth, why would you leave the house, furthermore, why would you go to a red carpet event. Did she think that we wouldn't notice, because we certainly did, and now we all know, that JLS is a littlewhore.

Anonymous said...

I think we can all agree that it's just a matter of time until we see her in slutty clothes pronouncing her love of a gold digging loser. tick tock tick tock

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...do you think she's using those heinous earrings to divert attention from the cold sore? Or is it the other way around and she pasted on a fake cold sore to divert attention from those heinous earrings? One never can tell with the Spears girls.

Interesting that her other earrings match the ones "Kate" is wearing. Maybe that's where they hide the transponders?

Anonymous said...

Nice pickup on the "other" earrings.

Jack B. said...

She probably just ate some bad Clams.

Elisita said...

agreed! are you an ex-scientologist anon 714?
:)
love,
elisa

Matty said...

wow,thanks for the medical breakdown, d mumsie. I always see her with these sores and no doubt it's a little more than a random stress related cold sore. I heard Chris Klein had it really bad so that may explain it.