He's having sex with God:
"I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?'"...they will say something like pretty good...Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."He's seen a steroid-taking Jesus:
"I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp...He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."
And he's generally a nice guy:
"God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."