Monday, August 21, 2006

Madonna is more brainwashed than Tom Cruise

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been lobbying the government and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a supposedly magic Kabbalah water. They apparently approached the govt department -- British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL) promoting a “mystical” liquid tested in a Ukrainian lake. When bosses looked into using the water in nuclear waste disposal operations, they could find no scientific proof for the couple's seemingly outlandish claims. Of course, at the end of the day, it's all about her...Madonna says:

"According to science, we aren't going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate we're going with nuclear waste. I can write the greatest songs, make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world but if there isn't a world to conquer, what's the point?"
One Kaballah devotee has described how the group often chants “Chernobyl” and the names of other nuclear power plants. Followers believe this helps “heal the problem of nuclear waste”.

Chanting and water...why didn't I think of that first?

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4 comments:

Kristen said...

but she can't write the greatest songs, or make the most fabulous films!

and as for being a fashion icon, sure, nothing says 'chic' like a purple leotard.

Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

*snorts*

She never was that bright but if this little germ is true, then she is officially as stupid as TomKat et al.

Anonymous said...

those HANDS are going to give me nightmares!!!

Chandra said...

her hubby is looking at her like she's crazy. and, ok, she did have alot of #1 hits...but all her movies tanked. so maybe she is crazy.