Friday, August 11, 2006

What sun and no calories does to you

Sure, you might look like Ritchie for a little while...but then this. Rachel Zoe, Ritchie's stylist shows us the hard way. Woman is still in her 30s.

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15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my God! She looks like 60!
No, my granny looks better than this.

Anonymous said...

Got meth?

Kid Vidd said...

THAT FACE IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD!!!

Kid Vidd said...

It's like her skin just died on her!

msampie said...

Too much sun. Probably tanned way too much in her teens and 20s. When I saw Madonna at the beach with her daughter and she was covered up with hat, I said to myself "Way to go Madge, no wonder you look great".

Anonymous said...

She just says she's in her 30's to make hanging out with 19/20 year olds seem less pathetic. Does anyone else think she's a horrible stylist? She dresses everyone in the same look over and over again.

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

Thirty years or thirty decades?

Starkitty said...

She's supposed to be in her early 30's?!! I'm not buying it. Hell, I'm 43 and the sun damage I have from being a fair-skinned kid growing up in the Arizona desert is no where nearly as bad as hers. Heck, my forehead looks smooth as a baby's butt in comparison.

LOL on your comment, Cap'n Bob!

Reynila said...

she looks like the cryptkeeper! yikes! the product of too much sun, smoking and drugs i bet.

my mom looks way better than her and she's 66!!!

GrinforGrin said...

and people wonder why I live in QLD and don't spend every day in the sun

Liz said...

Holy crap, no fo'real, my mom is mid50s and she still don't have as many wrinkles as that crack head.

Sylvie said...

that picture literally scared me. is she going for the role of the crypt keeper? i've seen 90-year old women look better than this. so creepy. i really hope i don't have nightmares. is she seriously a stylist? dear God...i wouldn't even leave my house if i looked that bad, let alone let someone take a picture. sorry for rambling but that is just unbelievable.

DrDiSaia said...

Probably sun and cigarettes...

Anonymous said...

And no one has even mentioned her chest bones! Now I myself prefer a slimmer figure, but she does NOT carry the sternum look well.

blue floppy hat said...

My mother is 43. My GRANDMOTHER does not have as many wrinkles as this. Great god.

Moral of the story: Eat, children. And stay out of the sun (unless you're brown-and-darker-skinned to begin with, like my family)