Sunday, June 18, 2006
Jenny: Dude...why the hell did you make me dress up?...This isn't the runway I was expecting.I've even put on my special shoes...y'know...the ones where I painted the clear heel black, so that they don't look like they came from my hooker days.
Jim: Chill baby. You gotta stay focused. Sure...it may look like we're wandering aimlessly around the airport tarmac...but this is all part of my master publicity plan to become the new Resse and Ryan. It's gunna happen for us baby.
Jenny: Is that why you've opted for the creepy "I'm a cool 40 year old dad" hair look?
Jim: Damn straight it is!
Jenny: Are you sure we don't just look like old has-beens?
Jim: Baby...you're not even a has-been...but that's o.k. because you've got a nice rack.
Jenny: Awww. You're so sweet.
Jim: Look...our plan is already working! Here's a fan coming to greet us on a luggage cart. He looks pretty dan excited too!
Jenny: He's totally coming because he like totally finds me hot.
"Fan": Hi umm...I've been told to remove Kfed's father from the tarmac...and uhh...Ms Tara Reid? ye...please come with me as well.