Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Let's all whore out our children together!

Everyone's either pregnant or just given birth. Jack Black, Matt Damon have all become dads...Tobey Maguire is set to become one soon...The first thing they all do is sell their baby pictures. I love Gwen so I'm having a hard time snarking on her...but seriously. People need to take a more Cruise-esque approach...actually...I take that back.

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10 comments:

Janae said...

I used to really admire Gwen because she was so low profile but in the last few years her publicity has kinda bugged me.

She really does look happy when looking at her baby.

But this baby thing lately with all the celebs is like whoring out the pix.

Anonymous said...

This is the worst photoshoot ever. Looks like it was done in a mall.

Ar said...

Wow... the kid looks like a carbon copy of his dad. Look at the little nose!

I also liked old-school Gwen way better. Her Tragic Kingdom days were pretty dope. Now she's kinda like everyone else.

Anonymous said...

I'm torn in my opinion here. Celebrities obviously know that people are out to get in their business and take pics of their kids, so I guess they have the decision to accept that and raise 7 million bucks for charity by selling the

Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

It looks like chavs and their little chav baby!

Anonymous said...

awww!

d mumsie said...

Cute..looks just like daddy.. Just think the stars are teaching america and the world to respect a mother, child and birth.. as it is a privilage so special and precious, how weird.

DrDiSaia said...

These aren't children. They are Hollywood properties!

I hope as they get older, they can keep their minds straight.

Dawn said...

This is one of the worst "new baby" photoshoots I've seen. I thought Shiloh's was much better. Gwen looks so groomed, it looks like she picked Kingston up on the way home from her weekly spa trip.

Rebecca said...

she probably did get the kid on the way back from the spa. btw i heard jack black said he will not be doing the pr photo thing with his new baby. we'll see if he sticks to it or not.