Thursday, June 29, 2006

Breasts are the new black

I don't know what Beyonce is playing at. I think she's trying out a different variation of the Janet Jackson waldrobe malf...whatever...boring. Jodie Marsh though...now there's my hero. Little girls all around the world should be looking up to Saint Jodie as a idol to model themselves on. If your hips get too big for your belt...you know what to do girls!

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17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Please don't tell me, that Beyonce got silicone too..
I thougt, she would be able to have small breasts, because she had them a long time ...

Val said...

That's just nasty.

Janae said...

Beyonce has completely sold out.

Far more than could ever even be imagined!!

Hey maybe soon she'll start pimping out her own butt DNA and give it some lame ass name like De-Rear, like the stupid name of her clothing line.

The minute she began hawking Walmart and McDonald's was 5 mins past when I got sicka her.

Rebecca said...

that first picture is so disturbing! and how can that not hurt??

El Tete said...

Why do you hate us so much, Elisa???

DrDiSaia said...

Yuck....

jajo said...

the pic of Beyonce looks photoshopped to me. That nipple is too high.

Elisa said...

hmm..no, I took this from a set of pics. I don't think they're photoshopped.
love,
elisa

jajo said...

Well, in that case, what an idiot to just have your boob out like that. I can't even begin to comment on the first pic. That woman has issues too large for me to tackle. No pun intended.

Anonymous said...

ahahaha. Jodie looks like she made her boobs out of clay. And not well either. tehy're freakin' square

NiolK said...

Whats the story? I haven't been able to blog surf for awhile 'cause my laptop died but I expected to come back to numerous posts about Australia's disgraceful "loss" to Italy?! Surely you should be ranting about that filthy Italian dive that won them the match after the Aussies far out-played them!? For shame Elisa, for shame.

Anonymous said...

It seems like everybody is so lonely, and so wanting love. They are showing so much nude body!!!
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me" What's going on?
Mona

Anonymous said...

Elisita, why did your right column go so far beneath?
May be you should add
valign=top

to the right column?

td valign=top

Anonymous said...

Why do these women want to wear an ASS on their chests??????

Anonymous said...

Elisa,
I think you're hilarious. You say all the things I think but am too damn lazy to write!!
love from an idle London girl.
xx

MP_Host said...

It must be hard holding up your pants all day - - maybe she should et a pair or red suspenders.

Dave said...

Jodie Marsh - what a classy piece...