"I've always wanted to have a book published and it's all very exciting for me personally," he said in a statement. "I am very happy ... to share a bookshelf with H.G. Wells, Ian Rankin and Stan Bowles."Hmm...I wonder what they'll be like.
Woke up I think...just about ready for my crack hit. Need to jab a bit more heroin into me though.
I think I had sex with Kate yesterday. I don't know. There was white stuff everywhere but I'm pretty sure that was coke. Just off to smoke a few joints and snort a few more lines until I pass out.
I went to rehab today...well I almost got there and then realised that I'd only packed my second favourite bong...so I went back to get my favourite one...then had a few vodka shots to get me ready...but after my heroin hit I kind of forgot about where I was going. Tomorrow though.