Friday, June 23, 2006

Pete to publish his diaries.

Pete's jorunals (he's written 20 volumes) are going to be published next year. He says:

"I've always wanted to have a book published and it's all very exciting for me personally," he said in a statement. "I am very happy ... to share a bookshelf with H.G. Wells, Ian Rankin and Stan Bowles."
Hmm...I wonder what they'll be like.

Day 1
Dear Diary,
Woke up I think...just about ready for my crack hit. Need to jab a bit more heroin into me though.

Day 2
Dear Diary,
I think I had sex with Kate yesterday. I don't know. There was white stuff everywhere but I'm pretty sure that was coke. Just off to smoke a few joints and snort a few more lines until I pass out.

Day 3
Dear Diary,
I went to rehab today...well I almost got there and then realised that I'd only packed my second favourite I went back to get my favourite one...then had a few vodka shots to get me ready...but after my heroin hit I kind of forgot about where I was going. Tomorrow though.

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starbuck said...

Ha Ha, Elisa. That is exactly how I imagined it would be. Maybe you should call him and offer to write them for him since you already have a good start.

Also, I find it interesting that he feels he would be on a shelf with Orson Wells. For some reason, I think he would be on a shelf with Whitney Houston. And that is not only a different shelf, it's an entirely different bookstore.

Raul said...

you're a neat character. I found your site through google looking up gwen stefani (I'm a fan of hers). I like your taste in celebrities. It's very "agree-able"...

Anonymous said...

yeh, you're quite original.

Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

Ewwwwwwwww! I can smell him even from here! He is such a piece of flith of the worst kind!*blocks nose with everything she can*

Elisa said...

hey anon936...yes, the celeb blog world occasionally does double up. We call get our pics from similar forums. I usually have a quick browse through dlisted to make sure I'm not doubling up on stuff, but I've been sloppy this week.

Franci said...

In defense of Elisa (not that she needs my being a lawyer for her, but still - )
Yeah, just one quick glance over his face and no wonder two people of so different background have similar thoughts.

Anonymous said...

How can a druggie like him still be so fat?

Elisa said...

haha...tnx franci :)

d mumsie said...

how can he remember he has a diary.. maybe it's a dairy and he stole their diary..