Umm...looks like Kelly Preston ain't the only one. The only movie I've ever seen Stephen in is Threesome. I guess that should have told me something. Someone has given this guy a book deal. Here are some of the really important things he's got to say that will change the world...and in the process make Tom Cruise look normal.He's having sex with God:
"I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?'"...they will say something like pretty good...Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."He's seen a steroid-taking Jesus:
"I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp...He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."
And he's generally a nice guy:
"God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."
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Was this the crazy Baldwin from Celebrity Fit Club? I can never keep these bloated brothers straight.
Hey leave Stephen alone...Better he gets right with Jesus than all messed up with drugs and messing up other peoples lives like most celebrities. When Jesus comes back one day soon, you'll be wishing you were Stephen's best pal.
haha anon16...I'll need Stephen to help me when Conan comes to send me to hell :)
love,
elisa
Nutbag.
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