Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa.: What sun and no calories does to you

Friday, August 11, 2006

What sun and no calories does to you

Sure, you might look like Ritchie for a little while...but then this. Rachel Zoe, Ritchie's stylist shows us the hard way. Woman is still in her 30s.

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...: Oh my God! She looks like 60!
No, my granny looks better than this.; 11:43 pm
Anonymous said...: Got meth?; 12:34 am
Anonymous said...: Too much sun. Probably tanned way too much in her teens and 20s. When I saw Madonna at the beach with her daughter and she was covered up with hat, I said to myself "Way to go Madge, no wonder you look great".; 3:03 am
Anonymous said...: She just says she's in her 30's to make hanging out with 19/20 year olds seem less pathetic. Does anyone else think she's a horrible stylist? She dresses everyone in the same look over and over again.; 3:47 am
Cap'n Bob said...: Thirty years or thirty decades?; 7:24 am
Anonymous said...: She's supposed to be in her early 30's?!! I'm not buying it. Hell, I'm 43 and the sun damage I have from being a fair-skinned kid growing up in the Arizona desert is no where nearly as bad as hers. Heck, my forehead looks smooth as a baby's butt in comparison.

LOL on your comment, Cap'n Bob!; 7:56 am
Anonymous said...: she looks like the cryptkeeper! yikes! the product of too much sun, smoking and drugs i bet.

my mom looks way better than her and she's 66!!!; 1:15 pm
Liz said...: Holy crap, no fo'real, my mom is mid50s and she still don't have as many wrinkles as that crack head.; 5:52 pm
Chandra said...: that picture literally scared me. is she going for the role of the crypt keeper? i've seen 90-year old women look better than this. so creepy. i really hope i don't have nightmares. is she seriously a stylist? dear God...i wouldn't even leave my house if i looked that bad, let alone let someone take a picture. sorry for rambling but that is just unbelievable.; 5:53 pm
DrDiSaia said...: Probably sun and cigarettes...; 9:15 am
Anonymous said...: And no one has even mentioned her chest bones! Now I myself prefer a slimmer figure, but she does NOT carry the sternum look well.; 12:39 pm
Anonymous said...: My mother is 43. My GRANDMOTHER does not have as many wrinkles as this. Great god.

Moral of the story: Eat, children. And stay out of the sun (unless you're brown-and-darker-skinned to begin with, like my family); 12:25 am

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