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Elisita says: "This man is God."
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- Elisita
- I'm a girl. I'm 25. I'm a law student. I work. I'm an excellent vegetarian, and a failed vegan. I'm a staunch atheist who happens to believe Morrissey could very well be God. I get depressed when people believe in the supernatural - and oddly- find celebrities brain-numbing...though I love models. I don't watch television and stay away from modern fiction. I think Richard Dawkins is hot. I spend my nights trying to secure a fine and prosperous future by posting on my inane, ridiculous, and mildly irrelevant blog.
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- Breasts are the new black
- Hey...what's photoshop again?
- I didn't get the memo...
- Britney tries a Demi Moore
- Welcome Mrs and Mrs Urban!
- Burberry takes Kate back
- Baby Suri must be seriously deformed
- Naomi keeps on hitting her hired help
- Someone shoot William Orbit
- It's all in the accessories
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- Freddie and Sarah Michelle on the rocks
- Nicole finally got hitched to Urban
- Paris is an incredible fashion innovator
- Kate Bosworth is fat
- Pete to publish his diaries.
- Kate Bosworth looks hot
- Tom Cruise is L Ron Hubbard!
- Jessica Simpson has Hollywood's favourite body...
- Go Australia!!!
- I undersand exactly how Kate feels
- Oh Danni Danni Danni
- Beautiful Love
- Well...at least the stars are blind
- Let's all whore out our children together!
- Who needs crack when you've got church?
- Toni Braxton needs to calm the hell down
- Heather lands on several more landmines
- Sometimes I find there is so much beauty in the wo...
- Britney's all over the shop
- Older but still hella cool
- Queen's Birthday
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- The photoshop world is a kind, kind world
- I'm sensing the world is going to get sick of Shil...
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- The World Hasn't Ended....yet.
- Arena Magazine takes off the pounds
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- Katie's back on the path
- Let's hope Mischa and Mariah never procreate
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5 comments:
They've even managed to "stretch" her neck! Draw an imaginary horizontal line at the base of her chin in the "original" photo and and note that the line meets her shoulders. In the retouched photo, the line doesn't intersect her shoulders at all, only her neck. Wow.
good pick up anon 1157!
love,
elisa
why are her eyebrows so freaking thick?
Britney? I thought it was that thing who played Sabrian the witch? That or her aunt who was a bit dimheaded etc.
Not a good pic at all.
My laugh lines are cuter.. bah!
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