Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Boring and the Beatle

So Nicole Kidman is officially why can't this woman find a heterosexual man? engaged...and Paul and Heather have busted up. Consider me completely and utterly elated and distraught respectively.

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8 comments:

NiolK said...

I fuckin hate that Heather chick. She's on my Fantasy Assasination List.

10:43 pm
Anonymous said...

Poor Paul -- worth around $1 billion and NO - that's right - NO pre-nup. She's gonna get Beatle money and for that I hate her.

7:15 am
Anonymous said...

Is Keith looking for lost change. And what happened to his thumbs...they're missing?

8:01 am
Cap'n Bob said...

Heather may want a large settlement, but I don't think she'll get it. She doesn't have a leg to stand on.

8:16 am
Anonymous said...

I hate her too.

What the hell did she ever do to deserve $350 Million?!!! (what I heard on the radio that she'll get)

11:24 am
NiolK said...

Nice one Cap'n.

6:19 pm
Elisita said...

I don't feel sorry for Paul...c'mon...that's retarded not to get her to sign a pre-nup! His penis was in charge at the time I think.
Cap'n...you should start a rival blog! So delightfully cruel...haha
love,
elisa

8:44 pm
GoingPlastic.com said...

It looks like NK is about to walk into something.

6:31 pm

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