Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Teri Hatcher scrapes the bottom of the publicity whore barrel

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usYou know you've hit a pretty desperate stage when you start to see your teen child-abuse as a hot career boost. So it comes as not surprise that Teri Hatchetface has started talking about her nipples...in her autobiograhpy!

"For the record, I like my toes just fine. Not as much as my nipples but they're still suck-worthy."

Seriously, is this is the highlight soundbite of your life so far...I'd reconsider the whole writing a book thing and just do a pornographic pictorial instead...although since its Hatchetface...it would have to be with pictures of someone else.

5 comments:

Maitreyee said...

you r rite,Teri seems sooo desprate..she very well deserves da role in desprate hwvs..:)
i like da element of honesty in ur blogs..keep it coming!!

Anonymous said...

These celebrities scare me. Is there anything they won't do for publicity. Next she'll be pimping her daughter. . .

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Way to put something in print that your daughter can one day read and be scarred for life.

Anonymous said...

No intended offense here, but everyone seems to be seeking to reach his/her own 15 minutes of fame, no matther how.

william said...

hey, the pornographic pictorial thing? I'll totally buy that!