Wednesday, May 31, 2006

This is a face of a woman who will never have sex with her husband

Prince Albert of Monaco is engaged...or something. I don't know who he thinks he's fooling. Kids out of wedlock or no, the man is a gayer version of Gay Al than Star Jones' Gay Al... If Charlene is into heterosexual sex, she's probably got much better chance of achieving it with Gay Al's sister, Stephanie.
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5 comments:

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Prince or no prince, you couldn't pay me enough to lie next to that every night.

Anonymous said...

Elisa, glad you are back! In this case, I don't think he's gay, I think he has a fetishy thing for beautiful women with darker skin tones, something that wouldn't have been acceptable to Papa or the Principality. But you are spot on with: This is a face of a woman who will never have sex with her husband...

Anonymous said...

Good to see that no one sued you because of this site, Elisa.
I second that this man is not gay, He's really not a typical man-like man, though. He's just a prince or what. Those are seldom sexy. See also: Darwin's theory. Kings reproduce not because they are sexy but because they have to get the kingdom going in pure blood.

Anonymous said...

Anon 4,39 was me.

Cap'n Bob said...

He seems to be thinking, "Why did I expect to see cleavage when I looked down her dress?"