Monday, May 08, 2006

Want to become a millionaire?

For Dean McDermott is has been a simple get-rich-quick scheme of mutiliating his body with tattoos and pretending that to love a face that not even a mother could love. Pretty swift work mate. Tori and Dean got married in Fiji today...how long before Daddy's money will no longer entice him to stay?

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think her parents approved of him. She was on a talk show a week ago saying they hadn't even met him yet, for family reasons.

Anonymous said...

Damn he is a very unattractive man. The wonky eye thing is so gross, but even if his eyes were even remotely the same, the long horse face and the constant "ah look at me, am I not awesome?" expression on his face are sickening. I think she's MUCH more attractive than he is. She's not that bad.

What the hell is it with Hollywood and wonky-eyed people? Why do they flourish there? You must do an expose on this! Paris Hilton, Mr. Tori, Melissa Joan Hart, Shannon Doherty...who else? Why are these people famous, again?

Prunella Jones said...

I agree with Janice. They are equally fugly. It will probably last at least a year.

Anonymous said...

I'm not feeling sorry for either of them..

Anonymous said...

back in the day before he got all greasy-long-haired n' shit he was a fairly attractive man.... you know back before he was being a douchebag and leaving his pregnant wife for a millionaire shovelface. I digress. I'm totally embarrased that he's Canadian, all of Canada is cringing.

Anonymous said...

That is so funny! You are right on girl. That is exactly what I've been thinking. Maybe it's just common sense, I dunno, but getting several tattoos of your homely-yet-incredibly-rich fiance seems a very small price to pay, now doesn't it???

Elisita said...

anon515....who is this guy anyway, is he an actor. Did he leave his pregnant wife for Tori? OMG...that's screwed up!
love,
elisa