Thursday, May 25, 2006

Katie's hella slow

Someone in the Cruise Compound must have forgotten to top-up Holmbie's catatonic drugs...because the girl has run away to Ohio. The reports say that she ran away with Suri...but we all know that this baby doesn't exist...at least not in this world.

I guess with these kind of reports you really have to believe someone you trust. Someone objective. Someone sane. That's why I personally believe Tom when he refutes the claim through his publicist saying:
"Those reports are not true. Ms Holmes is doing wonderfully."


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7 comments:

Kitty - The Librarian Fox said...

You can always hope that it's true that she left! I can't stand her but nobody deserves to be with the Great Twat Alien!

Cap'n Bob Napier said...

We all know that a Scientologist wouldn't lie, even if the whole cult is based on one lie after another.

Rebecca said...

Poor girl. The relationship is doomed to fail pretty much. Their ages are so different, their families don't get along, Tom is crazy, and they are both famous. Those are some major red flags. And now she's forever tied to the man because of the baby. I feel bad for her.

Anonymous said...

The baby exists. The reason why you haven't heard much about "Suri" is because "it" has a face only a mother could love.

CAMERON DEE-ASS blog! That's all I want this 4th of July.

-Kid Vidd

Anonymous said...

If you were to sum up Cameron Diaz's career in one word, what would it be?

Here's a hint:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CFXfFEaD2U&search=banned%20sunny%20d

-Kid Vidd

sallypierre said...

why doesn't he beam himself somewhere?

GrinforGrin said...

Run Katie, Run!

Just don't come to Australia, the Packers are Cruise's butt-buddies and they own the media, you wouldn't last five minutes here :(