Thursday, March 30, 2006

Tina Brown may as well have told us that the sky is generally blue

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Tina Brown, Bobby's sister has outed Whitney as a "paranoid wreck hopelessly hooked on crack." She says:

"The truth needs to come out. Whitney won't stay off the drugs. It's every single day."
She also described Whitney's rather hilarious Bobby-inspired demons:

"She'll point to the floor and say, 'See that demon. I'm telling you somebody's messing with Bobby'. She always thinks it's something to do with Bobby. But it's her, hitting herself."

Seriously though, Tina really cares about Whitney y'all, you can tell...you know...because of the way she tacks on the typical:

"Maybe this interview will save her life."

Hmm...yup, pocketing money for outing your sister-in-law is totally going to save her life...for shizza...now...let's toke up with the money Tina!

Check out Whitney's Cracked-Out Bathroom here

WTF is this about?

O.k..i can understand scoring a really lame part in Daddy's 90210...but how did she manage to score her own show? NoTORIous...it really should have scrapped the last 3 letters. What network in their right mind would touch this? Speaking of touching...who would touch that??? God...Tara Reid should adopt Tori as an enhancing-accessory...

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Maddox Jolie-Pitt

Life must be good when you just happen to be the coolest boy in the world...
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Let's get our heads out of the dumpster for 5.6 seconds.

For those of you a little tired of Paris Hilton's vagina...(yeah I know...who could ever really get tired of it)...I give you the winners of the 2005 World Press Photos...

Feeding Centre, Nigeria
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Diver Underwater, Santa Clara
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Diving Competition, Montreal
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Guards, North Korea
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Boy Helps Father, Sierra Leone
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Fruit Bats, Zambia
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Ballet School, Sweden
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After the Tsunami
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Commemoration of the Tsunami Victims, Thailand
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Painting Village, Shenzen
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Man and Hyena, Nigeria
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Casket Arrives, Reno
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Ballet Class, Alexandra Township
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At the Horse Races, Australia
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Morrissey is testing my love for him

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usYes, I know a lot of people don't know him...he's an amazing singer and I strongly recommend you listen to him...and just so happens to be God. However...he's started mouthing off about Kate Moss, blaming her for the downfall of Pete Doherty saying:

"She has dragged him down to her level."
as if somehow he was dandy before he went out with her...

Oh dear...this has left me in a state of inner onflict...I don't know how to proceed.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Without Tara in my life...life is just not worth living

There's talk that she got another boob job...I don't think so...those things are looking as beautiful, natural and inconspicuous as ususal...

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Bin Laden's Neice is getting C-List status

Hey she may be weird and disfigured looking...but Wafah made it to the Basic Instinct II Premiere...as well as scoring some awful reality show about her (no doubt) sob-story life. Gosh...C-list status is getting more and more difficult to attain...Jordan-esque breasts will from now on need to be paired up with dubious connections with Saddam or Slobodan...


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Couch-jumping appears to be the SANEST thing about Cruise

Nothing surprises me with this guy. First there's the fact that he wiretapped Nicole's phone during their divorce in 2001. Now he's sending an in labour Katie BE SILENT OR DIE!!! signs. O.k...so not the exact wording...but I can read inbetween the lines...one of these birthing boards reads:
"Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable."
you know...to prevent psychic damage to the baby.

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Scarlett named Sexiest Woman in the World

..pfft..WTF are FHM readers on? Paris Hilton was ROBBED I tell you!!!

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Britney has a goddamn 6th sense

Somehow she manages to pre-emt my own expression on her face...now that's a real talent Brit Brit.

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Monday, March 27, 2006

Lisa Rinna's Husband knows what he can handle

Harry Hamlin appears to possess the normal fears other mortal humans do...he's not going anywhere near Lisa Rinna's you.know.what.


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Is the whole world un-fugging itself on me?

What's going on? First Fergie and now Fuglee Simpson? Why are my fug staples all of a sudden looking...mildly...unfug? Someone bash some sense into me please.

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Happy Belated Birthday Fergie

I have no idea how I missed the most important date in my calendar...I think it has to to with the fact that I didn't recognise her...'girl' looks borderline human again...

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Hot Manorexic of the Day

Marc Antony
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Free Winona

I was never much a Winona fan...but now with "it-girls" like Keira, Li-Lo, Duff, and Moore, I realise that we were onto a good thing with the ol' Ryder. Alas...*something* tells me she's not thinking of making a comeback anytime soon....

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Don't bash Teri

Listen...I might have said some bad things about Hatche-tface..but I take it all back. The woman's a trooper. Someone's obviously just looked at her up close...mistaken her collar for a toilet seat and thrown up on her otherwise lovely grey shirt...but does she let the pain show? Hell no...her Prozac/coke/botox cocktail is made of way stronger stuff than that.

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Hot Tip #3346646

Don't make extra sequels just because creating a new title for them is simple.

News is, that Oceans 13 will start filming in July. The second one left much to be desired...and I'm betting our #13 will be Angelina. This Ellen Barkin as Matt Damon's love interest is bollocks. The woman's like 80 years old.


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Sunday, March 26, 2006

I'm so over these sob stories

Boring irrelevant confessionals that noone particularly cares about which always coincidentally coincide with some kind of lauch or premiere. Last week, it was Hatche-tface's child abuse that managed to knock Natalie Portman off the VF cover. This week it's Pink's ex-heroin addiction. She says:

"...if you're talking about drugs - you name it, I took it. I buried three friends from heroin overdoses."

The best part though is the profound and life-changing advice she manages to give Pete Doherty.

"In my experience people are searching for something else. In relationships, in drugs, with everything. Sometimes when your life is full of pain, drugs give you an escape - then you end up dead or sick.
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Fug It Up Monday.

This is a woman who could single-handedly topple the cosmetic surgery industry. She went from dark-and-sharp to creepy-kabuki-puffy...which needless to say, is not a winner in my books.


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Yes, the posts are going to be a little random today...I'm still recovering from my birthday party. 23. Brain cells are currently on a go slow status. I'll post decent pictures up when I can locate them :)

The "Uh-huh" story of the day

It's official, Tatler magazine's target market have less brain cells than Nicole Ritchie has fat cells. In order to give herself more publicity for being thin...she's now saying she's a sucker for spicy Mexican and any junk food in general. ..although something tells me she forgot to guide us through the last part of her 'eating process'.

"I'll pretty much eat anything. I'm a big Taco Bell fan, a real fast-food eater. I don't have the highest standards when it comes to food...we eat dinner out every night because none of us cooks."


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Thursday, March 23, 2006

I thought pro-life was suppsed to encourage women to give birth

I have serious issues with rabid pro-lifers...but this has permanently traumatised me. Apart from the fact that Britney sux as a mother...who has sex with a bear while they give birth? Actually...I take the question back...I don't want to know.

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"A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a 'first' for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life. "The Birth of Sean Preston" believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is a depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head."

Sometimes...my heart wells up with so much fug...

...that at times it just.can't.take.it.anymore. Seriously, this line of work is lethal.

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Oh dear...

This is like a X-tina/Jolie photoshoot gone horrifically, horrifically wrong.

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