Friday, March 10, 2006

Maddona is slow

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Madonna has just come to realise...about 15 years after we all figured it out..that her acting is the calibre of Poutly, Paris, Katie, and Gwyneth mashed together. She's talking now about maybe letting go of the acting dream. I'm guessing this "letting go" coincides (by coincidence of course) with the fact that noone, not even her husband is touching her with a 50ft pole. While she's in the 'let go' mood...she should also drop that horse-riding thing as well...and the damn Kabbalah too.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't stand Madonna anymore.

NiolK said...

See another Anonny-come lately!!

While she's dropping stuff the whole constantly showing her tits thing is grating on me. As if I wasn't disgusted enough by her very existence, I really don't need that eyefull every time.

(I assume it goes without saying that the showing her whole leg and bit of her arse thing she's been doing recently needs to stop.)

Oh and that fucking faux english accent. Grrr!

Anonymous said...

Thank God!!! The kaballah god musta heard all our prayers!!!

I'm sick of the bitch too. My fed up ness begin in the mid-90's..I mean jeez she's just pushed things too far where it's just totally dumb now and is obviously all about her own gratification.

And now she looks so ugly lately. Wish she'd give that up too.

Anonymous said...

I don't mean to sound arrogant, but I would like to point out countless reports of things that have happened to "her majesty" that are so overdramatized as to make your eyes roll into your head and go around the back.

About 10 years ago, I fell in a horseback riding accident (I was a crap rider, but you are going to ride, you are going to fall!)in which I broke all dozen ribs off the spine in the back; my clavicle, my left lunch was punctured and I had a concussion. I waited a minute and stood up, and there is a sensation that your are sort of a de-boned chicken, esp with 12 ribs broken, but her damage was signnificantly less serious than mine, and I never cried - not once. It just didn't hurt that much. In fact, crying creates tension in the body that causes MORE pain. Its like when something like this happens to her, she never thinks that anyone else in the world has gone through it.
Remember when she came to the "realization" that life isn't about acquiring THINGS and BEING FAMOUS? God, where was she in third grade when this lesson was taught? Perhaps sketching dance choregaphies.
I have been sick of her since she moved to England and started with that accent, Niollk. Have you heard Jerry Hall talk? She has lived in the U.K. for probably 25 years and she still talks with her Dallas drawal. Madonna is just making it up - and it is quite transparent. Oh, I don't want to see any more about her!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't mean to sound arrogant, but I would like to point out countless reports of things that have happened to "her majesty" that are so overdramatized as to make your eyes roll into your head and go around the back.

About 10 years ago, I fell in a horseback riding accident (I was a crap rider, but you are going to ride, you are going to fall!)in which I broke all dozen ribs off the spine in the back; my clavicle, my left lunch was punctured and I had a concussion. I waited a minute and stood up, and there is a sensation that your are sort of a de-boned chicken, esp with 12 ribs broken, but her damage was signnificantly less serious than mine, and I never cried - not once. It just didn't hurt that much. In fact, crying creates tension in the body that causes MORE pain. Its like when something like this happens to her, she never thinks that anyone else in the world has gone through it.
Remember when she came to the "realization" that life isn't about acquiring THINGS and BEING FAMOUS? God, where was she in third grade when this lesson was taught? Perhaps sketching dance choregaphies.
I have been sick of her since she moved to England and started with that accent, Niollk. Have you heard Jerry Hall talk? She has lived in the U.K. for probably 25 years and she still talks with her Dallas drawal. Madonna is just making it up - and it is quite transparent. Oh, I don't want to see any more about her!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she was hospitalized for her fall off the horse, but coincidentally came out with a new facelift!

Chandra said...

the only thing madonna still has is her voice...everything else has gone down the drain. you wanna make cds...fine!! just don't make anymore videos! you are too old to be dancing around like that!! in that last video "hung up" where she is dancing real slow w/ those guys in the club...she looks sooo old, especially from the side. it's sad in a way.

anon 11:13...sorry to hear about your fall. glad you are feeling better!

Elisita said...

gawd...her voice sucks IMO...the only thing she's really got is her dance moves...and if you're right about that aspect...then basically she's toast :)
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

did she really break her arm falling off her horse, or was it something more sinister? mmm....

Anonymous said...

I think you guys dont get Madonna...I love her...shes a strong woman...she sbeen through alot, and still survived. I think she will be around. I wish the best for her....

Lots of love your biggest fan,

Paris