Wednesday, March 01, 2006

George Michael is old and pathetic

As we all know, George Michael was found slumped, asleep in his motorised wheelwhair car a few days ago. Turns out *omg* there was marijuana and a couple of musty sex toys in the boot as well. Wow...well, that totally blows my mind. If that wasn't amazing enough...now we've got his bingo friends on the bandwagon urging him to give up pot!
"We think he needs to take a long hard look at his cannabis use and recognise it's doing him more harm than good."
I'm guessing George thinks he's going to get a career boost a la Kate Moss from his *exciting* marijuana posession...but my advice to Georgy is to just give up the whole charade and check into a retirement home where he can sleep through his own singles to his heart's content.

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

he might as well just go ahead and let that "beard" finish growing up his face...ewwwwww...

Anonymous said...

Too bad, but I liked him in my younger years.. Niolk, your humble opinion on that shameful ?? factoid?
I liked hime until I saw that video when the police catch people in a big building..uhm..don't remember much more, but that was nasty.

Cap'n Bob said...

Be honest, girls. Do any of you really enjoy the feel of a man's stubble scraping at your skin? If you do, perhaps your nightstand should contain some 220 grit sandpaper along with your dildo.

Anonymous said...

Cap'n Bob: No. I fucking hate it. If men expect me to shave my legs and crotch, the LEAST they can do in return is shave their face. Although I'd be mighty pleased if they went ahead and shaved their crotches too. Maybe realising how uncomfortable the regrowth is down there would make them stop demanding us to do it, too.

NiolK said...

Ooh feel that anger. Crotch rash. 'Tis a terrible thing.

I've always hated his fecking beard and any beard thats like it. Y'know where it just looks like dirt. Be a man and grow a real beard!

Franci, Franci, Franci I am shocked and appalled. But hey who am I to make fun I never copped that he was gay and I think nearly everyone liked Georgey boy when they were younger they just don't admit it. C'mon the video for "Faith" that was some cool shit the ripped jeans, leather jacket, stubble, shades, earing....well maybe not the earing. When I was a wee nipper I totally wanted that look, aaall the chicks woulda dug it. Until I came out that is. Now I take great pleasure in the subtle homo-erotic imagery of "Club tropicana" y'know the way they're all oiling each other up rubbing they're lightly haired chest together, oh the frottage!
What were the lyrics again? "Club tropican dicks are free..."

I'm not gay by the way that was a joke. I'm all about the peni...pussy. Freudian slip.

NiolK said...

Grin that was far more info than I ever needed or wanted about you.

So why am I aroused?

Just kidding. Again, not gay.

Anonymous said...

Forest or not forest...that is the question...
Faith was cool, but at that time I did not care about my idols being or not neing gay...

NiolK said...

I still don't care if he or anyone else is gay or not. Other than his horrible fuckin beard I think he's pretty cool. He handled the whole toilet scandal thing well. Granted he's turned into a bit of an old fart always pissing and moaning about something or other. But his current sins have yet to outway his pre-gay studliness or his post-gay stickin-it-to-the-man-coolness. Or should that be stickin it IN the man coolness. Har-d-har-har.

Elisita said...

haha niolk...you're right...that beard makes me REALLY nervous.
ugh.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

George looks fine with that beard. He's a good guy and a great Musical talent. He's a f***ing genius if you ask me.Oh and by the way the beard is really soft, not scrachy at all. Poor guy no wonder he smokes all the time.