Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Hallelujah...we found our Monroe Incarnate!

Now...you ignorant people may think that Melanie Griffiths is trying out for the new matriarch figure on the Young the Restless...but that would just show your lack of deep understanding of the world. Put in a nutshelll, this.woman.is.Marilyn Monroe. No, forget that...she's better than Marilyn. Maybe Marilyn never did actually die? This is changing my previous world paradigm. I'm quite speechless.

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow, she looks great in these pictures! (except for that horrid tatt on her right arm) Photoshop?

Anonymous said...

she looks more like swoosie kurtz in these photos

http://www.nndb.com/people/609/000024537/swoozie-kurtz.jpg

Anonymous said...

Swoosie is a great actress, never utter her name in the same sentence as Melanie.

Anonymous said...

she loooks like death warmed over. i like how her face looks loose and hanging in the middle photo. and that enormous tattoo is particularly Monroe-esque. This is as bad as Lindsay Hohans Marilyn shoot in Vanity Fair.

Anonymous said...

I think Lindsay was a better Marilyn. Melanie is just not the type.

Cap'n Bob said...

I think she could be the second runner up in the Miss Butterface Contest.

Elisita said...

I know WWJDD...seriously, that's the only Monroe-shoot I've ever seen that's really worked for me!
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

I agree cap'n...and to think that her mother was so incredibly beautiful.
love,
elisa

Anonymous said...

I can't tell if this is snark or serious. I mean, Marilyn Monroe would be 80 years old if she were alive today. The strangely distorted face, straw-like hair, all seem pretty reasonable in this context.

Anonymous said...

oh sorry i just meant that she looks about Swoosie's age, and Melanie is 13 years YOUNGER than Swoosie!

Actually Swoosie looks better of the two!!

Elisita said...

hmm..even a dead marilyn would look better than melanie.
love,
elisa

Elisita said...

hey starr.
read comment above,
love,
elisa