Thursday, March 16, 2006

Michael Douglas wants some attention

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usMichael Douglas is suffering from the fact that noone cares whether he lives or dies. The marrying-the-annoying-younger-woman thas run its course. So what else is a guy to do but start slamming random people in the hope that people will pay him some attention. On Brad Pitt:

"I don't know about Brad Pitt leaving that beautiful woman to go hold orphans for Angelina. I mean, how long is that going to last?"

It's quite obvious to me that Douglas has figured out that he'll never be able to hold Angie's orphans...and so he's going for the next-best thing...flattering the less attrative, vulnerable ex-wife who he knows is likely to go for anything.

Who is asking him anyway? Oh...that's right, he's got a lame movie coming out soon...

4 comments:

NiolK said...

I think you've coined a new phrase Elisa.

eg. I wouldn't mind holdin her orphans wha!

Giz a hold o' your orphans luv.

I like it.

Elisita said...

That Elisa...she'll never be able to hold Niolk's orphans...expecially since he seems more interested in Daniel Craig's...orphans.
love,
elisa

NiolK said...

Thats only half true you harlet.

Outing me like that was a real kick to the orphans.

Mutt Mommy said...

Let's all remember ....this is the man that was treated for sex addiction back when he actually had a carreer. Also, didn't he have to sign a pre-nup with a million dollar penalty if he cheats on Catherine? Yeah....he's qualified to comment!