Truth, Beauty, Love, and Elisa.: Keira has reached a new level of talent

Monday, March 06, 2006

Keira has reached a new level of talent

The worst thing is that this 'performance' shows more talent than all her acting attempts.

Speaking of Keira...here's some vintage Keira...and I say.."hullo (bloody awful) nose job"...

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22 comments:

Anonymous said...: Her face/makeup @ the awards was hot she looked beutiful. Pass on the dress but what about the hair! WTF?? dishwater brown and looks like she did it herself. Bitch needs some highlights and deep treatment STAT!; 1:21 am
NiolK said...: That jaw ,that fucking jaw! Why does nobody ever mention that vicious jaw she has? she could kill with it! Am I the only one who notices this?; 4:15 am
Anonymous said...: Oh, dear, she used to have a nose!
Now I understand what makes her face so...uhm...interesting! - when in fact it is so generic...; 5:46 am
Jack B. said...: Thank you, Elisa. I had no idea Kiera had a nose job but those pictures make it obvious. Am I the only one who likes pre-nosejob Kiera better? She looks like an actual girl instead of Orlando Bloom's ambigious twin (the fact that those two play love interests in the Pirates of Caribbean movies is awfully creepy - they're both poster children for adrogeny).

The real problem with Ms.Knightley is not her jaw nor her nose nor even her rail thin body - its her constant mugging for the camera instead of actually acting. All those pouts, crying jags, showing of teeth does not an actor make. You don't see Judi Dench doing it.; 6:18 am
Anonymous said...: He jaw is awful....she didn't used to have such a giant, round jaw, I think she got something implanted or injected. It makes me think of the gigidygigidygigidy character on Family guy.; 6:24 am
Anonymous said...: Oooh, I always thought she was so pretty, who knew she had a nose job?; 6:56 am
Anonymous said...: she sucks her nose in... or does so much blow it's permanently like that...; 7:07 am
Anonymous said...: Not to mention word on the 'street' is that she's actually closer to 29 than 21.; 7:18 am
Anonymous said...: She's one of those "cheek suckers." You know, the ones that pose and suck their cheeks in to slim them out a bit? You can absolutely see it in the above pic.

What an awful nose job! Slim out the tip, not the bridge? Is she insane?; 7:33 am
Anonymous said...: Repost the before pic somewhere please as imageshack has shut down that pic!; 11:08 am
Anonymous said...: please report the pic! It's showing the annoying frog...; 12:45 pm
Anonymous said...: So what if maybe she had a nose job, the point is?...She's still beautiful, don't be a hater.; 1:39 pm
Elisita said...: im with you jack...she was MUCH better before...now she always looks so incredibly odd to me...now I understand why.
The picture is back up now...soz about that :)
love,
elisa; 7:49 pm
Anonymous said...: I also support the "Keira looked better before her *coughs* job" - version.; 1:01 am
Anonymous said...: Yes the jaw, it's awful. Watching her talk makes me shiver, she has the worst underbite ever!; 4:09 am
Anonymous said...: I can't stand her. Her getting a nominatio was just NUTS! She can't act! She pouts!; 9:19 am
DrDiSaia said...: I wonder how many times that nose has been done.; 1:13 pm
Elisita said...: really doc? it looks like a multiple job?
love,
elisa; 5:23 pm
Chandra said...: she looked so much better before...why do these actresses do this to themselves?; 4:10 pm
GoingPlastic.com said...: Hey Elisa,
Thanks for the kind words. LOVE your blog. Regarding Keira - what a great find! Definite nose job. =) I'll post the pics and give you props. Keep in touch. BTW, I LOVE Strictly Ballroom =); 8:17 am
Anonymous said...: the first photo isnt even real. i love keira and i have seen child pictures and she has the same nose.
come on, you are being totally unfair.
in fact, she CAN act. she has been nominated for several times on pride & prejudice, and she was wonderful in doctor zhivago (when she was sixteen, AND THE NOSE WAS THE SAME THAN NOW)
and she has a big jaw,but she is pretty IN SPITE THAT.
and about the surgey thing
HAVE U SEEN NICOLE KIDMAN?
she is wonderful, but after a lots of operation (cheeks, nose, etc)
and PIA, her hair looks like that because she cut it off for DOMINO
kisses
dont be HATERS; 2:00 pm
Anonymous said...: I, also, am no appreciative of keira knightleys astonishing performances on the big screen. she is supposed to be an amazging actress and that is VERY difficult to understand, she hides behind her damned over-sized lips and teeth! why make your nose smaller only to make you mouth colossal?!
Love The Blog
Keep It Up!; 6:29 am

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